Definitely Not Experts

Hello hello! Its Friday again! Give us some clanks and Friday vibes. No matter when you hear this. This episode we discuss a woman whos breast implant deflected a bullet, a car thief who scolds a mom about leaving her son in the car, and people who are switching to reusable toilet paper. We give a shoutout to a couple of fans from the area, Heston watches the Godzilla Vs Kong trailer live on the show, and we have our latest entry of Toktalks. We hope you enjoy and appreciate all the love and support. *Clanks

A much less enthusiastic hello this week. The Packers lost this past Sunday due to a SUSS officiating performance. We do go into that. But before we do, we cover Kyries return, the Knicks not being bad, James Harden body transformation, and UFC 257. Other than Packers talk, we also discuss QB movement in the upcoming offseason, coaching hires, and the state of the Deshaun Watson situation in Houston. We hope you enjoy! Much love. *Clanks

Hello! And welcome back to another ELECTRIC episode of our Definitely Not Handsome show! We are happy to welcome Dame back to the show this week and hope you enjoy what we've got lined up for you. We start things off with a fitness update and story from Heston. Move on to an absolutely wild **** list and Bicc Boi shoutouts. Then we discuss how we would react to finding a homeless man in our home and the most insane sleep over stories Heston found on reddit. Then we wrap things up with Hestons latest iteration of Toktalks. You wont want to miss it. Thank you again for the continued support. Much love. *Clanks

Hello hello to all the peeps! Dame is back at the table and full of all the feelings. We discuss the James Harden Trade and the ramifications following. We discuss whether Kyrie is still relevant or not. We discuss the spurs and the playoff picture for the NBA after the Harden trade. The UFC is no longer testing for weed which is dope. And we have the McGregor fight this weekend. The hype is real. Then we dive into the NFL with topics including who we think is going to the Super Bowl, who the better receiver is between Devante Adams and Julio Jones, and the state of the Texans with reports coming out that JJ Watt will be traded and Watson is likely following as well. We hope you enjoy this electric HUMP DAY and join us again on Friday so we can send you into one hell of a weekend. *Clanks

Hello hello! Were back again with another HUMP DAY sports show. Damien is out this week due to the fact that he is evacuating fluids from his front and his back. SO, filling in for him today is our good buddy Mario! We hope that you enjoy his takes and input on the show and look forward to more visits from him in the future. This week we go deep into the NBA. Talk a lot of spurs basketball and discuss the state of the NFL playoffs. Much love. *Clanks

Hello hello! This is our first DNH show of the year! We dive into topics including a guy stopping a child abduction and what we think happens to babies when they get taken, we talk about a girl who faked having cancer, a new development regarding the government admitting that aliens are real, Heston tells a story about a time he pooped himself in front of his mom. Then we talk about The Mandalorian, Hacksaw Ridge, and wrap up with our new segment TokTalks! We hope that yall enjoy and help push us to 3k! Much Love. *Clanks. 

Welcome to the first sports show of the year! Heston is a bit under the weather, but hes here anyways to make the show happen. There isnt much going on in the NBA right now. So we mainly discuss the state of the NFL right now and how we think the playoffs are going to go. We also talk about Aaron Rodgers getting his 3rd MVP, the controversial Eagles finale, the Steelers rocky ending of the season, and Alex Smith getting the Comeback player of the year award. We hope you enjoy and appreciate the support. Much Love. *Clanks. 

Happy New Year everybody! Go ahead and have a drink with us. Were dropping this episode early just so we can have a proper clank together to celebrate the end of 2020. This episode is full of great conversation including our Christmas recap, Heston's recent interaction with the police, the wildest place both of us have gotten laid, a doctors PSA in regards to sex roulette parties, the calmest confrontation of a girl getting caught cheating, suing children, and fucking out parents. We hope yall catch this episode just as it drops and are happy to be apart of your new years celebration. Lets drink up and have a good time. Cheers. 

Hello hello! Welcome to the last sports show of the year! Let this be our early Happy New Year to you guys. On this beautiful hump we cover the state of the NBA, the Spurs Fast 3, the Clippers historic flop, what we would do if we got paid like NBA stars. and the Bronny/Larsen Drama. Then we discuss the Browns loss to the Jets. JJs statement about the state of the Texans, Haskins getting released, and the Dallas Cowboys still being in the mix. We hope yall enjoy the episode and join us at midnight for Fridays New Years episode. Much love and have fun! Cheers.