Definitely Not Experts

Definitely Not Experts

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Definitely Not Experts episodes

  • Happy Thanksgiving, Versatile Vaginas, and Naked Grandparent Stories.

    Hello Hello! Happy Thanksgiving! Its Friday! We apologize for the late upload. But its not too late to let us take you into one hell of a weekend! We start things off with the first week Heston doesnt have anything on his shit list and Dame has someone on his! Then the boys dive into topics including whats on their Thanksgiving plates, what earth element they would want to control, what they would like to excel at as old men, going to concerts, and wrap up with what they think the most impressive thing they think a vagina could do. 

    1 hr 39 min
  • Harden Out Of H-Town, An Upset Listener, and Deandre Hopkins.

    The Sports Show is BACK! The boys missed you guys after not being able to record last week (thank you throwing up drunk Heston). But Heston is considerably lest turnt and they ready to knock out another great episode for you guys! This weeks episode goes into detail about the recently opened trading timeframe in the NBA, they break news on James Hardens status in Houston, address a disgruntled listener from a previous episode about Tyson fury, and Finish up with all things NFL including Tuas perfect start, Deandre Hopkins' Hail Mary catch, and Russel Wilsons Struggles recently. Apologies in advance. Dame didnt have his mic on for the first half of the show. So the audio is a bit low. But Heston did was he could to amplify his Audio. Enjoy. 

    1 hr 36 min
  • Our First Video Episode, Heston V Henny, and Amber Heard

    Heston is not sick anymore and came back a little too hard this episode. So much so the boys couldnt even record the sports show. This is the first full video episode available on YouTube. This weeks episode includes the boys diving into Heston getting pooped on by a bird, the Amber Heard situation, what kind of dates theyd like to be taken on, clearing brain capacity, and daylight savings. 

    1 hr 34 min
  • A Sexually Motivated Anti-Hero and Community Disservice

    Its Friday homies and honeys! Join the bois in topics including what animals theyd be down to smash, how bad post apocalyptical punani would be, what makes or breaks a first date, the new Power Rangers reboot and their childhood Power Rangers crushes, and a sexually motivated anti super hero that only saves people for sexual favors. 

    1 hr 25 min
  • The Nets Get D'Antoni, Tyson Fury Conspiracy, and Tua's NFL Debut

    The boys go in the few moves in the NBA and a new Trade rumor involving the Lakers and the Spurs. They then dive into the fighting world discussing the Davis V Santa Cruz knockout, Kabib becoming the all time P4P leader, and allegations against Tyson Fury indicating that he cheated in his last fight with Deonte Wilder. They wrap things up with talking NFL including the Steelers 7 game win streak, Tua dusting the bills, and the dysfunctional Patriots. 

    1 hr 7 min
  • Clouds Are Fake, Water On The Moon, and A Hot Pocket Flesh Light

    Buckle up for one hell of an episode. The boys welcome Cody back and have some things they need to get to the bottom of. They get into the most heated conversation the show has had about whether you should rerack your weights in the correct spot when they were misplaced to begin with. This convo goes on for far too long. But they boys eventually move on to topics including clouds and weather being fake, what they would leave in a persons home as a reverse burglar, and what inanimate object they would most enjoy having sex with. Lets start this weekend off with a BANG! 

    1 hr 55 min
  • Antonio Brown to Tampa, A Saints Fire Sale, and The Next NBA Season

    The boys welcome their guest Cody back to the show and immediately go straight into NFL talk. Covering topics including Antonio Brown and Dez Bryant's reintroduction to the league along with their new homes, whether the Saints would be willing to part ways with Michael Thomas or Drew Brees, who the best QB/WR combos were, and if Big Ben or King Henry could win MVP. They wrap up with NBA offseason news and brief UFC talk. 

    1 hr 42 min
  • 4G on the Moon, A Phone From the Future, and Eating Humans

    The Boys dive into topics including 4G on the Moon and why the moon needs internet. They discuss what the first thing would look up if they got a phone from the future. They discuss what they think would be the best part of a person to eat (other than ass) and if they would eat brains if they could obtain the memories of the person after. Then they wrap up with pondering who they would fight to the death if they could get that persons life if they win. 

    1 hr 34 min
  • NBA Trade Rumors, New NFL Overtime Rules, and the Packers First Loss

    This weeks episode includes the boys diving into the remnants of the NBA season. Talks of moves that have already been made and trade rumors. The next season starts in January. So things will be moving fast into the next season. They discuss the Lomachenko fight. Then finish up with where QBs could get moved around in the NFL, if Kaep will ever come back, if Matt Ryan will get traded, the Texans getting cucked in overtime, and the Packers first loss. 

    1 hr 32 min
  • Lady Gaga Gets Puked On, Golden Showers, and a Dead Universe

    The boys start things off on a wild note with discussing Lady Gaga getting intentionally puked on and how this conversation led to golden showers. They boys give their opinions on each and ponder how they would feel if they were apart of each of those situations. They move on to the rest of the show with some movie talk involving the new Spider Man and Resident Evil, space talk with proof of a dead universes energy leaking out of black holes and superhabitable planets, and wrap up with a new segment called their Chick List and their "would you rather" questions. 

    1 hr 30 min

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Whether its sports talk or random conversation. Definitely Not Experts will be able to provide you with hours of entertainment. Between The Sports Show and The Off Topic Show youll get the perfect…