Definitely Not Experts

Whether you're stuck at work, visiting family, or at home vibing on your own. Were happy to be apart of your holiday and hope that we can make it a little bit better. Today we go in on a story involving a guy whose parents destroyed over 25000 dollars worth of porn magazines and sex toys, the best gifts we've ever given and received, a runner up to the "Larry" award, and our Christmas movie tier list. We appreciate the continued support and send yall much love. Merry Christmas from the bois Heston and Dame. Cheers. 

Hello hello and a early Merry Christmas Eve to you all! THE JETS WON A GOD DAMN GAME! We've got a great episode for you guys today. We go into topics including the NBA season starting up, James harden getting traded for Jamal Murray and Michael Porter Jr., and the NBA not being in a bubble. Then we drop Breaking News that Jon Jones will be coming back to the UFC to fight Israel Adesanya, the Canelo Fight, and Jake Paul's future fights. We wrap up with discussing the NFL trying to steal Christmas, Drew Brees Voodoo magic in coming back so soon from injury, Cam Jordan's ghost ejection, and the Cowboys first win streak. Were happy we can be apart of your holidays and hope that yall they are the most electric holidays of your lives! Much love. Cheers. 

We dive scrote deep in the differences in Heston and Damien driving. Then talk about Loser Larry trying ruin Texas. We then move on to Disney busting the fattest of loads of content known to man, our Serial Killer Chick list shout outs, and how we hate the movie Elf. Happy New Years Eve to all of you and well be seeing you again on Christmas Day! Much Love. 

H U M P D A Y ! This week we dive in on the NBA Preseason, new and returning faces to the NBA, and where Harden and Giannis will eventually end up. Dame catches up on the boxing world. Then we wrap up with the NFL. Starting with Ron Riveras Cancer Diet, how much Matt Ryan sucks, where we think some big name QBs will be headed next year including Dak and Wentz, and whether or not the Steelers suck. We hope you enjoy. 

This week is a wild ride! The camera died with 15 minutes left for our video so we apologize for that. Anyways! We start things off right with discussing what it would be like to have a 14 inch penis. And what the life is like for the one man on the world who does. Then we plan to steal his penis once he dies because he is donating it to a penis museum. Then Dame goes into detail on his wonderful experience with jury duty in the middle of a pandemic. We later dive in on topics including how early Christmas music and decorations should go up, how we would use a neurizer if we had one, and revenge murder fantasies. Much Love and enjoy. 

Hello Hello! We are happy to announce that this episode and all future episodes will be available with video on our YouTube channel at Definitely Not Experts. Feel free to check that out if you'd like to see our not so beautiful faces!  Today the boys get into the Lakers transactions, Harden holding out, and Zion coming back with no restrictions. They dive deep into the Mayweather V Logan Paul fight, Mike Tysons next fight, and how Heston keeps standing Dame up. They wrap things up with discussing the Steelers streak ending, Josh Gordon coming back, and the Jets blowing a potential win. Cheers. 

This week the boys dive in on topics including Naval Stones, Vampires V Werewolves, and Japanese Farming Anti-Bear Wolf Robots. Dame is very unhappy about the Naval Stones and also goes into detail about his first experience with using a Bidet on his recent trip to Oklahoma. 

They boys start off with maybe their longest intro yet. The boys go into their Thanksgivings and their weight gain. Then dive into the little NBA news available before recapping the Mike Tyson Roy Jones fight. Which leads to Heston going in about not being fat, not being lazy, and how there is enough money for everyone to be successful. The boys wrap up with NFL talk that includes whether they think the Steelers will lose or the Jets will win first, the MVP race, and the Broncos losing all 4 of their QBs. 

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! We hope that you enjoy your long weekend. And for those who have had to work. Allow us to take you into the weekend right. We dive into topics including which mythical creatures they would smash, deep fakes, casting inconvenient spells on people, a heart attack gun, where black holes go, and Elon musk using a gene editing tool to create his own super hero school. Again, we appreciate the support. Now go have a hell of a weekend. Cheers. 

Hello Hello everybody! And Happy Thanksgiving! We hope that yall enjoy your time off, with family, and even a great day at work if that happens to be where you are. We love you guys and hope yall enjoy the episode. Much love.