Definitely Not Experts

Definitely Not Experts

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Definitely Not Experts episodes

  • The NBA Champs, a New NFL Playoff Structure, and the Rodgers/LeFleur Feud

    Dame is in a particularly great mood this week. His eyes are feeling better and the Lakers just got the ship. The boys start things off with discussing the end of the NBA season and very quickly get sidetracked into the poor management of Covid by the NFL. Followed by talking about the NFL changing the playoff structure, head coach firings, and how Dame believes that the Packers success has been because of the Aaron Rodgers/Matt LeFleur feud. Then they wrap things up with an update and opinions on Daks injury and the rest of the cowboys season. 

    1 hr 36 min
  • Necrophilia and Sensei Gordan Ramsey's Fighting Cooking Show
    The boys dive into all kinds of stuff this week. Topics include Sweden trying to make Incest and Necrophilia legal, if they would rather have a pause of rewind button on life, private movie theaters in the French Catacombs, and an idea for Gordan Ramseys latest cooking show that has to do with the fact that he has a black belt in Karate.
    1 hr 28 min
  • Lebron Walks Out, Jon Jones Is Mad AF, and the NFL Season Suspension.

    The boys start things off with all things NBA. Detailing the Finals series, the Heat getting their first win, Lebron walking off early, and potential trade opportunities coming up. They Discuss McGregor getting the fight against Poirier and Jon Jones coming for Adesanya for his belt. They wrap things up with all things NFL. Including Bill O Brien getting fired, the Dallas Cowboys, the tank for Trevor Sweepstakes, and making their Week 5 picks. 

    1 hr 22 min
  • Sex Robots, Hollow Earth Conspiracy, and Ancient Colossus Leaders

    The Boys start things off with Hestons review of McDonalds spicy nuggets. They then move on to movie and show recommendation and Heston talks about his first experience with an abdominal Charlie horse. (Yes its as bad as it sounds). They discuss the reality and future of sex robots, the Nicolas Cage Joe Exotic TV show, and whether they prefer a full tank of gas or a full fridge. They discuss sleep paralysis and whether its real. Dive into the Hollow earth conspiracy in Antarctica and giant humans who used to rule over the small humans. They wrap up with discussing what types of clothing styles they like on women and a few 'would you rather' questions.

    1 hr 32 min
  • We Predicted the Finals, UFC 253, and Coaching Hot Seats

    The boys have their first guests! Cody and Isaiah join them in discussing the NBA Finals, compare Kawhis success compared to Lebrons success, and ponder where Doc Rivers will end up. Cody gives us a recap on UFC 253 and how he felt about the fights. They discuss Connor McGregor getting ready to box Pacquiao and Mike Tysons return to the ring. They dive in on undefeated NFL teams, completely defeated teams, and also discuss which coaches have the hottest seats right now. All wrapped up with them making their week 4 NFL picks. 

    1 hr 33 min
  • Dame Was Right, PPV Public Execution, and Dames Acting Career

    Heston starts off with giving Dame a big shoutout by calling this ahead of time. After talking about it for weeks now, California is working on passing a law that lowers punishment for sexual relations with minors. They obviously have some serious opinions about it. They discuss how going to prison is very similar to going into a coma. They talk about Kim Jong-un and whether they support public executions or not. Youll find out if they are pieces of shits or not when they answer if they kick ice under the fridge. They dive deep into a conspiracy involving doctors tricking patients into thinking their sick. Then wrap things up with a couple would you rather questions and Friday bangers. 

    1 hr 26 min
  • Giannis MVP, Worst Week of NFL Injuries, and which 0-2 teams are dead

    The boys discuss Giannis officially getting the MVP award and how they felt about Lebron only getting 16 total votes. They discuss whether the Heat are for real or not and if the Lakers should be afraid of them in the Finals. Dame goes in on how the NBA MVP award process should be changed. They wonder if the Clippers actually suck. They dive into what was one of the worst weekend of injuries in NFL history, talk about how they feel about 0-2 and 2-0 teams, then wrap up the show with their week 3 NFL picks. 

    1 hr 25 min
  • Fighting Wild Animals, Dont be an Organ Donor, and Drink Some Damn Water

    The Boys start off with talking having asthma growing up and why you shouldnt be an organ donor. They then discuss what kind of animals they could beat in a tug of war and in a straight up fight. They compare Powerade to Gatorade and what flavors they like the most. They get into what their favorite type of sleep is and wrap up with discussing that Joe Rogan wants to moderate a presidential debate on his podcast. 

    1 hr 18 min
  • First Fan Ejected Foom Bubble, Danuel House, and OBJs Big Secret.
    The boys start things off by getting the day of the week wrong for the second week in a row. They jump into the last games leading up to the NBA conference finals, they go into detail about the Danuel House scandal, and talk about the first fan to be ejected from a game in the bubble. They find out how they did on their NFL week 1 picks, recap week 1, and wrap things up with their week 2 picks.
    1 hr 34 min
  • DONT SHUSH ME! Carole Baskin, Christmas Stories, and Irrational Fears

    The boys talk about how bananas it is that Carole Baskin is on dancing with the stars. Then they discuss what they would do with the ability to teleport once in their life. They take a trip down memory lane and discuss Christmas growing up and what Dame does with his kids for the holidays. They talk about pimple popping videos. And wrap up with revealing their deepest irrational fears. 

    2 hr 8 min

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