Definitely Not Experts

Definitely Not Experts

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Definitely Not Experts episodes

  • The Government Is Dog Water, The Boys Incriminate Themselves, and Some Orphan Duckies
    Hello Sluts! And welcome back to weekly programming of dummies with friends. Join us in turning our brains off for the next 107 minutes while we talk about some wack stuff the government is up to, Heston telling a great story about a birthday he went to this week, and check out our latest iteration of TokTalks! We appreciate the continued support and if you havent caught us eating the worlds hottest chip, check it out! Its on our YouTube and its a great video. Keep those Friday vibes and go get laid. Much love. *Clanks.
    1 hr 38 min
  • We Ate The Worlds Hottest Chip, Jake Paul Vs Ben Askren, and Wrestlemania 37

    Hello again! We join yall this week as new men. Men who have grown. Men who have eaten the worlds hottest chip. It sucked. But we were happy to do it for you guys! If you wanna see us take the challenge. Check us out on YouTube! And maybe even subscribe if you already listen. We welcome you to join us for 117 minutes of sports entertainment. We welcome Peanut and Mario to the show to discuss Injury news in the NBA, LaMarcus Aldridges abrupt retirement, Deshaun Watson, Julien Edelman, the Browns, the Eagles, and the Packers. Then we wrap things up with a live reaction to the Jake Paul vs Ben Askren fight and get a full breakdown of WrestleMania 37. We hope you enjoy. We appreciate the continued support! Much love and keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks

    1 hr 58 min
  • Cops Are Dicks, Heston S*** Himself At The Gym, and Will Robots Have Rights?

    Hello again! Ya favorite dummies are back with another banger episode this week. We welcome a friend of the show Justin and all of you to join us in turning our brains off for the next 88 minutes while we attempt to talk about Cops, Hestons terrible gym experience, and discuss a bakery robot detecting cancer in people. We appreciate the continued support and hope you not only enjoy the episode. But allow it to send you into an incredible weekend. Much love. *Clanks

    1 hr 29 min
  • Heston's Little Sister Joins the Show, TikTok Took Down One of Our Videos, and Pollution is Shrinking Penises!

    Hello again! Were back with another episode thats way too long! But thats what happens when youre having a good time. So we invite you to turn your brains off with us for 136 minutes while we send you into an electric weekend. Hestons little sister joins us this week and we had a blast. Listen to us babble about Mullets being banned, Dragon Ball Z getting cancelled, Lil Nas X, we watch the best movie trailer so far, and scientists are doing things involving our dick and balls. Buckle up and hold on to that glass nice and tight. This is a wild one. Much love. *Clanks. 

    2 hr 17 min
  • The Space Jam 2 Trailer, LeBron Recruiting Steph, and Deshaun Forces Hands Up His Butt?

    Damn Daniel! Back at it again with another Definitely Not Experts Sports Show! We invite all of you to turn your brains off with us for 65 minutes while we discuss some of whats going on in the sports world! We get a live reaction to the Space Jam 2 Trailer, discuss LeBron recruiting Steph curry to form another super team, and get ANOTHER Deshaun Watson update! Grab yourself a glass and fill it with whatever makes you happy. Raise that glass and give us one hell of a clank while we bring you the Friday vibes on a beautiful Hump Day! Much love. 

    1 hr 6 min
  • This Episode is too long, Florida Mom Loses a Fight to a Kid, and a Woman with 2 Vaginas

    Hello! This episode for beautiful people only. So if you're able to hear it... h e y t h e r e :) We welcome our first guest and signature on our wall of clanks, Mario! This episode is way too long and I would invite yall to turn your brains off with this us. But if you listen, you wont have a choice this week. We have reached 100 subs on YouTube and will be eating the worlds hottest chip tomorrow! So if you'd like to see that find us on YouTube at Definitely Not Experts. Also, we have an official name for this show. Its Definitely Off Topic. And this is a shining example of why we settled on that name. So buckle up for the next 140 minutes with us while we drink, shout, talk, and watch some videos together. Much love. And keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks. 

    2 hr 21 min
  • NBA MVP Front Runners, UFC 260 Knockout Reactions, and an Update on Deshaun Watson

    Hello to the Sluts, the scumbags, the dearly beloved, the gamer girls, the gym bros, annnnnnnnd ALL 100 OF OUR SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE! We made it guys. We will be eating the worlds hottest chip this weekend and the video will be posted soon after. If youd like to see us suffer for your entertainment just find and sub to us on youtube at Definitely Not Experts! Anyways, yall are here for the sports show and were happy to have our first official guest on the show Mario! Go ahead and turn your brains off with us for 89 minutes while we talk about the NBA for too long, react to the biggest knockouts of UFC 260, and get an update on the Deshaun Watson drama! Thank you again for the continued support. And we hope that yall keep those FRIDAY VIBES! ALWAYS! *The BIGGEST of clanks! <3

    1 hr 30 min
  • Heston Has a Cervix?, Russian A** Slapping, and Tears of Joy

    Hello! To all the people. The OGs and the New-Bees. Buckle up for this one. S*** gets weird this week. So go ahead and grab that glass, go ahead and light that dank, and go ahead and join us in turning our brains off for the next 92 minutes. I dont know how else to sum up this weeks episode in a way that the title already does. Were rapidly approaching 100 subs on YouTube and will soon have the worlds hottest chip in our possession. So if youd be interested in seeing us eat them. Subscribe to us on YouTube! Either way, were grateful for the continued support and are happy you all continue to enjoy our content. Much love. And as always. Keep those Friday vibes. *Clanks.

    1 hr 33 min
  • Lebron James Ankle, Usman V Masvidal II, and 12+ Lawsuits against Deshaun Watson
    Waddap you thicc bois and gamer girls! Were back this week with another (sharp inhale) BANGER! Were stoked for you to join us in shutting our brains off for the next 90 minutes! Raise you cups and join us for the *clanks and Friday vibes! We get an update on Lebron and the Lakers, have a new entry for dunk of the year, get an inside look at the NCAA weight room controversy, discuss the recently announced Usman V Masvidal II fight, and dive into whats transpired in the Deshaun Watson drama thus far. We hit our 4th consecutive month of over 1000 views for the show and couldnt be more grateful. Heres to another 1000 this month and lets get to 100 subs on YouTube so we can eat the worlds hottest chip! Much love. *Clanks
    1 hr 30 min

About Definitely Not Experts

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Whether its sports talk or random conversation. Definitely Not Experts will be able to provide you with hours of entertainment. Between The Sports Show and The Off Topic Show youll get the perfect…