Tom Cruise is one of the biggest actors in the world, especially after the release of Top Gun: Maverick.

Well, based on the logic of Doctor Strange, Tom Cruise has made his way into my life.

I came face-to-face with a "Karen" as it attacked my son and me.

Kevin Ford has worked for Burger King for 27 years without missing a day. To say thank you, the company gave him a goody bag of random crap. We discuss how companies tend to overlook their employees and slap them in the face.

A man broke the law, then hid from police. Where? A giant pile of cow poop.

Juju Ferrari is a Brazilian influencer on Instagram, and she's running for election. If she wins, she wants free penis enlargement surgery for all that want/need it.

Amazon Alexa could soon use the voice of your dead relative.

To be honest, I'd be someone who'd fall onto a tank of chocolate. Anyway, two people did at the Mars factory.

Immediate reaction to the Colorado Avalanche beating the Tampa Bay Lightning in game six, and winning the Stanley Cup.

Who will be the next professional Colorado sports team to win a championship? The Denver Broncos, Colorado Rockies, or the Denver Nuggets?

French's made ketchup popsicles, which is a parents nightmare for multiple reasons.

A man in Austria had unprotected sex with a prostitute in Cambodia and then contracted super-gonorrhea. SHOCKING!

A bunch of idiots broke into an $8 million home, threw a party, then posted videos about it on Snapchat and Instagram.

A woman is married to a rag doll, and now they have a baby.

I had a dream Tom Cruise fired me from a movie he was in. Tom was taunting me and said "Scott shits his pants" while I was being fired. I explain how this ties into the latest Doctor Strange movie.

Tampa Bay Lightning lost to the Colorado Avalanche in game four, but some are saying the Avs goal shouldn't have counted. Why? Too many men on the ice.
Lightning fans are being cry babies, to say the least.

If you're going to visit the Spanish sea beaches, be prepared... you'll be fined if you pee in the water, and for doing a bunch of fun activities.

A drug cartel monkey was killed in a shootout, and I shouldn't think it's funny... but I do.

And another case of weird things that happen at an emergency room. A 35 year old Turkish man had swallowed coins, screws, magnets, glass, batteries, and more.

Tamworth Distilling is fighting back against the invasive green grab. How? By making it into a whiskey.

Cabbage over lettuce, so stop complaining about it, Australia.

Don't murder anyone, ever! And defiantly don't write about how to do it and then do it.

Some people hate bandwagon fans. And here in Colorado, we're seeing a rise in them due to the Avalanche making it to the Stanley Cup Final. I explain why teams and sports need bandwagon fans.

I hate heat and mosquitoes.

A lady chopped off her flesh because it had her ex-boyfriends name on it.

A Colorado town wants to change its name to "kush".

A man drank 30 cans of Pepsi, every day, for 20 years. He finally has kicked the habit.

Is it bad parenting to not allow gifts at your kids birthday party?

What guys want for Father's Day is way different than what ladies want for Mother's Day.

Tom Hanks defended his wife against crazy reporters.

The time I almost hit Peyton Manning in the junk while at a press conference.

A horse Named Sugar lays down, closes her eyes, and doesn't move if someone wants to ride her. People are calling her their spirit animal.

And the Denver Broncos opted to turn a practice day into a field day. James Merilatt of denverfan.com thinks this was a bad move. But others think this was a great team building moment for the team.

A Tik-tok star, Remi Bader, is mad because a ranch wouldn't allow her to ride a horse due to her weight.

China is cloning pigs to help with food demand issues... which reminds me how much I love bacon!

Coca-Cola is putting Jack & Coke in a can.

Ryan Gosling is Ken and Margot Robbie is Barbie in the new Barbie movie. This will be a crap movie.

Internet Explorer is done…. I have no idea what the best browser is!!

Boy band BTS broke up!

The Colorado Avalanche beat the Tampa Bay Lightning in overtime, game one of the Stanley Cup Final.