Imagine being so drunk that you have no idea how you got to a beach in Thailand, and by the way, you are naked.

An artist built a tomb for a bag of hot Cheetos. Yeah, you saw what I wrote. I explain why this will lead to an absurd religion 200 years from now.

A gun was found inside a raw chicken by airport security.

Elon Musk fans created a 30 foot monument honoring him. It's his head on a goat body... riding a rocket.

And Elon needs to evaluate who he has around him, because he's making some silly mistakes with Twitter.

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VoyageDenver.com interviewed me and I critique their work... which is probably damaging my chances for a follow-up. http://voyagedenver.com/interview/rising-stars-meet-scott-dehuff-of-thornton/

The unofficial way I met my wife.

The Indianapolis Colts hire Jeff Saturday as interim head coach, and it could potentially change the NFL forever.

Oculus co-founder Palmer Luckey created virtual reality that can kill you if you die in the game.

A man in California claims a meteor struck his house, burned it down and killed his dog.

I answer the age old question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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I gave my son advice that every person on Earth needs to hear.

Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos were on their bye week, so he went to Cabo. Then a picture from TMZ started to cause some problems.

Tom Brady chose football over family - but hey, he has another NFL record.

A US military aircraft flew in a phallic pattern, according to data.

The National Park Service wants people to stop licking the Sonoran desert toad, also known as the Colorado river toad. CNN then moronically gives tips on how to better consume the toxin.

Then I attempt to do an audition to be the old Denver Nugget mascot, the Minor.

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There was about 100 cars involved in an accident in the Denver area this morning. Bad weather was the cause, but you can't help but wonder if some transplants contributed to the wreck.

A lottery winner in China wore a mascot costume to claim his prize of over $30 million. Why? To keep it hidden from his wife and kids.

Due to heavy winds and rain, massive silver balls broke free from an art display and rolled down the streets of London.

Don't take diet advice from TikTok.

There's a giant jigsaw puzzle for sale at Costco. It's 29 feet wide and has 60,000 pieces.

Did the Broncos make the right move by trading away Bradley Chubb?

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A man ate a raw crab after it pinched his daughter. Now he's filled with regret.

Kanye West fans tried to setup a GoFundMe page to try and get him back to being a billionaire.
Side note: if you want to setup a GoFundMe page for the DeHuff Uncensored podcast... I wouldn't be upset.

Five lions were on the loose while the Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia, while about thirty guests were participating in the zoo's "Roar and Snore" sleepover program.

Cluster Fuck of Madness is my alien theory that is unofficially backed up by scientists. It's the theory that if extraterrestrial life landed on Earth, us humans would try and kill them and we'd screw up a potential relationship.
Also, I talked about our inability to communicate with animals on this planet - so what makes us think we can communicate E.T. life?

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We are a society that lies nonstop to our children. Tooth-fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, etc.

My son just discovered that his mom and I have been lying to him and his sister. While he knows the truth, his sister is blissfully unaware.

I share the story of how he found the truth.

Plus, I explain why we choose dishonesty over honesty when raising our children.

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Halloween is here and that means people are upset with costumes. Kylie Jenner dressed as a sexy Jessie from Toy Story, and a group of people are pissed.

Joy Behar said she's had sex with a ghost before. I explain why that would be a horrible idea.

Elon Musk takes over Twitter, and now the platform will charge $20 a month for verification badge.

A ladies breasts were so large she couldn't ride rollercoasters - now she's mad about it. But should she be upset?

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Can the Denver Broncos finally get back to winning football? Will Russell Wilson settle in and unleash a fury of elite QB play on the Jags?
We hear from British DeHuff to find out what the vibe is on this game in the UK.

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Several people were trapped in the Grand Canyon Caverns for about 26 hours due to a faulty elevator.

According to the Pope, nuns and priests watch porn.

A mom puts tinfoil on the dinner table to avoid using the dishwasher. I have an issue with her.

Nicolas Cage is expected to add to his legacy with sequels to Face-off and National Treasure.

And acting your wage is a new trend. Your efforts should directly match the rate of pay. Only do precisely what you are paid to do and nothing more.
I explain the pros and cons of this trending approach to your job.

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Josh Nalley of Kentucky posted a TikTok video every day for 321 days pretending to be dead, got a dream role as a dead body on CSI: Vegas.

Russell Wilson would be annoying to travel with. He was working out 4 of the 8 hours on the flight from Denver to London.

Some people in California are suing Barilla pasta for deliberately deceiving shoppers by using the slogan "Italy's #1 Brand of Pasta" on its packaging. Most of the products are made in the United States.

Then I asked listeners to join the pod and Ask Me Anything!
I talk about what my wrestling move would be.
The origin of "more than one way to skin a cat".
Peeing in the shower.
Why do I eat kidney beans and ranch dressing.
Why is Nick Wright such a putz?
And we also hear from a severely picky eater.

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