Monkeys were on the loose in Pennsylvania. Now conspiracy theorists think the monkeys may have contaminated the locals, including Michele Fallon who lives near Danville. The CDC said these monkeys are more likely to give you herpes virus B.

As more and more users leave Facebook, will Mark Zuckerberg fall? What about Zuckerberg's dreams of the Metaverse? ... or the Zuckerverse? - living a Matrix like simulation controlled by Mark Zuckerberg seems frightening.

A lot of heat has been blown towards Joe Rogan and his podcast. People are claiming that he's spreading misinformation in regards to COVID-19 and vaccines. But do those claims hold water?
Meta (Facebook) stumbles, but will not fall on it's face like everyone wants. Plus, Mark Zuckerberg wants you to live in his Meta-verse... or the Zucker-verse. What are the pros and cons of living in an artificial reality.
Jeff Bezos is having a super yacht built, but in order for it to reach the seas, a national monument (Koningshaven Bridge, nicknamed "De Hef") will have to be dismantled.
Also, why you shouldn't try and smuggle bologna across the U.S. / Mexico border.
And alleged dangers of smoking weed.

I found out how Adam Schefter jumped the gun on the Tom Brady retirement news.
Need something fixed around the house? Use youtube!
Someone peeped at a woman wearing lingerie in her own home - now the peeper is asking her not to dress like that.
Plus:
Liter boxes for students.
Cooking bacon - the correct way.
Mechanic totaled $3.4M Ferrari.
Student lost both of his nipples after a deodorant dare.

I explain what a NFT is and why they only benefit the seller - not the buyer.

In episode 89, we discussed what makes up the Dark Forest Theory. The idea that we might be hunted by something we crave to encounter.
And after listening to this theory, did it change how you think you'd react if you came face to face with extraterrestrial life? And do you think Earth and it's people are able to fight with aliens?

The Denver Broncos are hiring former Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator, Nathaniel Hackett. Will that lure in Aaron Rodgers to be the Broncos next quarterback?
A fan ran on to the field in the Chiefs / Bills game. Was it worth it? Also, I admit my dad was a streaker at one point in his life.
Some guy is trying to convince people to eat raw meat. Let's be honest, that's disgusting.
Going down the "if I win the lottery" rabbit hole.
Nobody likes the people who go around shooting guns at parties. I give examples of what they should do instead.
And I'm still waiting for my basketball to be returned.

Monkeys were on the loose in Pennsylvania. Now conspiracy theorists think the monkeys may have contaminated the locals, including Michele Fallon who lives near Danville. The CDC said these monkeys are more likely to give you herpes virus B. So, yeah.
Hugh Hefner was a major dirt bag. I know, shocking!
A woman found out she legit won the lottery via her spam folder.
After the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Buffalo Bills, we can all agree that the NFL overtime rules needs to change.
Some fans want to move the Super Bowl to Saturday.
And is it insane to not want Aaron Rodgers in a Denver Broncos uniform? The answer is, yes!

I was at a family members house and the kids clogged the toilet. Bad thing is, there was no plunger in sight. So I unclogged it - with my hands!

A man sprayed expanding foam up his urethra. Now his penis doesn't work. Big shocker.

COVID dick is apparently a real thing and it can make men lose inches.

Dark Forest Theory will make you reconsider wishing to finally meet extraterrestrial life.
"The universe is a dark forest. Every civilization is an armed hunter stalking through the trees like a ghost, gently pushing aside branches that block the path and trying to tread without sound. Even breathing is done with care. The hunter has to be careful, because everywhere in the forest are stealthy hunters like him. If he finds another life—another hunter, angel, or a demon, a delicate infant to tottering old man, a fairy or demigod—there’s only one thing he can do: open fire and eliminate them."

Plus, some of the many character voices that I do.

And why I have a hard time listening to 104.3 The Fan in Denver.