In this session of Derapy, Sharif and I play the ultimate game of life and death:

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

In this session of Derapy, it’s my dad’s birthday. Happy birthday dad. Also, I talk about going to the dentist, paying bills, I’m rapping again, and man I hope I can start posting more than once a week again. Send me money if you want to celebrate my life $buxtd but no seriously I don’t expect you to. I’m a big boy, I’ll be okay. Love you, mean it.

In this session of Derapy, Will Smith drops an apology video on the same day Beyoncé drops her new album and for whatever reason, we’re just gonna talk about Will Smith today. Maybe listen to this podcast first for the full story: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/derapy/id1568597597?i=1000555702501 https://open.spotify.com/episode/62bJNNh37PABwsRl98tm1m?si=7n9HVb6wQFuVd2Fu5WXoZg

Will Smith apology: https://youtu.be/jXrxDKwlA_s Beyoncé’s masterpiece: https://music.apple.com/us/album/virgos-groove/1630005298?i=1630005860

In this session of Derapy, I don’t know what’s going on. Go to this site to RSVP for the big day: https://www.theknot.com/us/baileigh-back-and-deryk-buxton-oct-2022 If you don’t know whether or not you’re invited, just ask 🙂 Also I used a song from the end of this video and it’s not mine: https://youtu.be/5XWEVoI40sE

In this session of Derapy, Linda and Steve join to break down the exchange between Senator Josh Hawley and Professor Khiara Bridges as they discuss whether or not men can get pregnant.

The clip in question: https://youtu.be/Fed5RzXyU20

In this session of Derapy, the White House is trying to gaslight people for no reason. Here’s the clip: https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1545441526133788673?s=21&t=Nzzq0SEHfX7dNoWFHyiKsg

Official White House transcript: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2022/07/08/remarks-by-president-biden-on-protecting-access-to-reproductive-health-care-services/

White House Assistant Press Secretary lying for some reason: https://twitter.com/emiliesimons46/status/1545444891609776128?s=21&t=5gR--jKtfXyRa8izGPmRjA

In this session of Derapy, Fred and I ask Jordan to clarify a few odd statements he’s made over the past few years in our group chat. Topics include how often you should shower, risking your life over a sandwich, taking card games personally, and much more. Transition music by Jordan: https://music.apple.com/us/album/pseudo-chaos-theory-ii/1616516295

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In this session of Derapy, Jordan and I ask Fred to explain some of the most outrageous posts he’s made in our group chat over the past couple of years. Transition music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/just-fred/1457392118

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In this session of Derapy, TikTok bad, Breaking Bad good, I’m not having fun at work, and I don’t want you to ask me how I’m doing. Also watch Bo Burnham’s “Inside” on Netflix.

In this session of Derapy, Dr. Phil says if a woman gets violent, run and hide. The Florida governor is apparently bullying the Special Olympics. Pizza Hut went woke and Stephen A. got memed.