Are we even surprised that Susan slept with Karl again? Lynette gets a dog instead of talking about sex. Bree outs Andrew to his grandparents. Gabby embraces motherhood. 

Lynette doesn't believe Bree. Felicia stays on Paul's neck. Susan and Karl get caught. Bree replaces wine with Peter (gross). Gabby steals her baby. 

Lynette peer pressures a kid. Gabby negotiates diamonds for a behbeh. Karl is a messy bitch. Bree is a dressing room drunk. 

Bree goes to AA. Gabby gets a baby the illegal way. Susan loves the wrong man. Lynette has to put up with Tom. 

Bree is a drunken mess. Lynette hates old people. Susan marries Karl. Gabby kicks her mom out. 

Bree investigates Betty. Susan tries to marry a gay man. Lynette gets hazed. Gabby doesn't do much this episode. 

Gabby beats up a nun. Lynette sabotages Tom, again. Susan's BF wants to cut her up. Betty blackmails Bree. 

Gabby has another sex scandal. Tom wants a second family. Bree is arrested. Susan scams a Dr. 

Gabby makes out with Tom. Lynette makes out with Carlos. Betty dumps a body. Susan sets up a blind date. Bree is blackmailed by her son. 

Bree has a sex doll. Susan's father sucks. Lynette steals a stolen baby. Gabby almost kills Carlos.