Susan and Mike make me roll my eyes. Gabby motivates Carlos to commit a hate crime. Lynette's sabotage is out. Bree would rather make the bed than take Rex to the hospital. 

Lynette thinks baby vomit is sexy. Gabby doesn't know who her baby daddy is. Bree's emotional affair intensifies. Susan is a terrible mother... again. 

Hello! Quick announcement about scheduling for the next 3 weeks and our season 1 finale episode coming up. Wednesday releases until Monday October 13th. Thank you all for listening! 

Lynette gets insecure. Bree and George have a secret. Susan's house blows up. Gabby doesn't know who the father of her baby is. 

Bree hates the gays. Susan and her mom are annoying. Gabby abuses a teenagers credit card. Lynette is upset her neighbor didn't die. 

Gabby goes back to John. Bree and Lynette get into a fight. Bree finds out Andrew is gay. Lynette threatens her kids (again). Susan's mother shows up and she's a doozy. 

Gabby's enemy #1 is dead. Bree gets tough with Andrew. Susan wears an ugly top and crashes her car. Lynette breaks up a marriage. 

Lynette deals with a lice break out. Susan doesn't believe in red flags. Gabby showers in sewage. Bree's family secret is revealed. 

Lynette sabotages her husband's promotion. Susan catches naked people in the pool. Bree convinces her daughter's boyfriend to bully her. Gabby and Carlos go broke. 

Susan needs an adult friend. Lynette is raising criminals. Bree becomes a dominatrix. Gabby is bad in bed.