Betty discovers Matthew killed a girl. Tom has a baby momma. Paul is framed for murder. Gabby is suspicious of Carlos and the pregnant maid. Karl buys Susan a house. Bree tries to escape. 

Bree has a menty B. Susan gets Edie to confess. Lynette leaves Tom. Gabby is banned from her products. 

Gabby convinces a virgin to have her baby. Bree abandons Andrew on the side of the road. Susan confesses her affair to Edie. Lynette finds out something about Tom. 

Bree goes to an orgy. Susan is the slutty slutty whore. Betty plans a murder. Gabby threatens a high schooler. Lynette sexy IM's a lady. 

Are we even surprised that Susan slept with Karl again? Lynette gets a dog instead of talking about sex. Bree outs Andrew to his grandparents. Gabby embraces motherhood. 

Lynette doesn't believe Bree. Felicia stays on Paul's neck. Susan and Karl get caught. Bree replaces wine with Peter (gross). Gabby steals her baby. 

Lynette peer pressures a kid. Gabby negotiates diamonds for a behbeh. Karl is a messy bitch. Bree is a dressing room drunk. 

Bree goes to AA. Gabby gets a baby the illegal way. Susan loves the wrong man. Lynette has to put up with Tom. 

Bree is a drunken mess. Lynette hates old people. Susan marries Karl. Gabby kicks her mom out. 

Bree investigates Betty. Susan tries to marry a gay man. Lynette gets hazed. Gabby doesn't do much this episode.