Gabby threatens a nun. Susan obsesses over another man. Lynette gets a ton of people fired. Bree lets a man die. 

Lynette's kids get kidnapped. An ex con surprises Gabby. Susan ruins her mom's wedding. Bree ends things with George. 

Betty searches for Caleb. Bree gets her therapist killed. Susan gets over Mike by getting under Karl. Lynette and Tom watch a porno. Gabby is attacked. 

Ugh Susan. Bree gets boner hives. Lynette neglects her children for clothes. Gabby spoon feeds her lawyer. 

Lynette is clubbing 5 days a week. Susan collects another felon. Gabby's new lawyer gets aggressive. Bree buries Rex in no man's land. Betty's prisoner gets a name. 

Gabby demands sex with a prisoner. Susan lies about finding Zach. Bree chooses a psychopath over her son. Lynette kills Mrs. Mulberry. 

Bree lies about being in love with George. Susan gets jealous of Edie. Lynette burns a woman. Gabby fantasizes about a guy that wears cargo shorts. 

Susan runs Edie over. Bree backhands her MIL. Gabby needs money for a boob job. Lynette has a 5th child. Betty drugs her prisoner in the basement. 

Susan attacks herself. Gabby gets the ick from John. Bree has a shitty mother in law. Lynette leaves her baby with a stranger. 

Season finale! Mary Alice's story is finally revealed!