Sorry for the audio issues this episode! Tom guilts Lynette into celebrating their anniversary. Carlos takes on Edie's son. Victor Lang goes after Gabby. Ian and Mike bet Susan over a poker game. Orson steps up as a step dad.

Literally the worst episode yet. 

Gabby breaks up with Zach. Bree is almost murdered. Lynette steals neighborhood chairs. Susan is over Mike. 

Guest star Doug Savant tries to talk about his time on Desperate Housewives.

Ian proposes to Susan in front of dead people. Lynette and Tom battle it out for top dog spot in the pizzeria. Bree takes a tumble. Gabby and Zach spend the night together. 

This one was kinda rough to get through.

Lynette gets caught lying. Gabby and Zach K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Susan frees Mike. Bree finds Orson in a terrible situation.

Episode 2 gets a little better but still kind of meh. 

Bree finds a bag of teeth. Gabby has a minor encounter (tee hee). Susan finds Julie's birth control. Lynette fixes Tom's problems. 

Reviewing the first episode of the new Desperate Housewives podcast, Desperately Devoted! It's okay so far.