Gabby demands sex with a prisoner. Susan lies about finding Zach. Bree chooses a psychopath over her son. Lynette kills Mrs. Mulberry. 

Bree lies about being in love with George. Susan gets jealous of Edie. Lynette burns a woman. Gabby fantasizes about a guy that wears cargo shorts. 

Susan runs Edie over. Bree backhands her MIL. Gabby needs money for a boob job. Lynette has a 5th child. Betty drugs her prisoner in the basement. 

Susan attacks herself. Gabby gets the ick from John. Bree has a shitty mother in law. Lynette leaves her baby with a stranger. 

Season finale! Mary Alice's story is finally revealed!

Susan and Mike make me roll my eyes. Gabby motivates Carlos to commit a hate crime. Lynette's sabotage is out. Bree would rather make the bed than take Rex to the hospital. 

Lynette thinks baby vomit is sexy. Gabby doesn't know who her baby daddy is. Bree's emotional affair intensifies. Susan is a terrible mother... again. 

Hello! Quick announcement about scheduling for the next 3 weeks and our season 1 finale episode coming up. Wednesday releases until Monday October 13th. Thank you all for listening! 

Lynette gets insecure. Bree and George have a secret. Susan's house blows up. Gabby doesn't know who the father of her baby is. 

Bree hates the gays. Susan and her mom are annoying. Gabby abuses a teenagers credit card. Lynette is upset her neighbor didn't die.