Blue Devils meekly succumb to the surging and impressive Wolfpack in a game that we all want to forget, but should never

Devils seek redemption after an embarrasing loss to Weak Florist, by dismantling the Florida State Semenholes

Duke Blue Devils cluelessly stumble into the Tiny Toilet Colliseum to get manhandled by the upstart Demon Deacons, in what we hope to be the season's nadir

A Jeremy Roachless Duke team faces the University of Maryland! (eastern shore) for a sloppy, if ultimately effective final non-conference game before heading into exams, the holidaze and eventually, their next meeting with Weak Florist

Devils take on cornfed flatland Hillbillies of Iowa in a strong performance

Devils take on the injured on top of meagerly talented Eagholes of Boston College, to start conference play with a dominant performance of Devil delights!

An unholy convergence of entropic forces descend upon our Sweet Devils, allowing the Boil Lancers to steal a game from us.

Devil take on, and subdue the Xavier Mosquiteers through the persistent heroics of Jeremy Roach, of course.

Devils squeak by the Oregon State Water Rats through luck, indifference and determined playing by Kyle Filipowski and Ryan Young