Devil Musings

In the most hideous injustice in the history of humankind, UVa is awarded a undeserved second chance against Duke, not through nefariousness, but rather, through professional incompetence.

Shame.

This game never happened. Nope. The Blue Devils did not go down to Coral Gables and get their asses handed to them by an inspired Miami Hurricane squad.

Moral leaders in all things, the Duke Blue Devils put a decisive ass whooping on essentially the same Tarhole squad that purported to dominate them last season (87-67 point beatdown in the Dean Dome notwithstanding)

Devils exact revenge against Weak Florist, who's upset bid was appropriately quashed in Cameron Indoor Stadium, for the 20-somethingth time in a row.

Duke demoralizes and thoroughly punks a hapless Georgia Tech squad in a merciless display of dominance.

Devil drop a squeaker to the highly favored, seven game losing streak, Castrated Turkeys of Virginia Tech. Ouch.

Devils take on an ascendent Miami Hurricane squad in Cameron Indoor Stadium. The game never waivered far beyond a deadlock, only to have Duke assert its home team mojo.

Duke took on the conference undefeated Clemsuck Tigers in Tiny Toilet Colliseum. Devils played strong for 35 minutes with our captain on the bench nursing an injured toe.

Devil make a blazing comeback against the surprisingly surging Pitt.

A glimpse into our near debacular win over the BC Eagholes, thus shaking off the road woes we've suffered for the first part of Baby Coach's inaugural season