Duke demolishes UNC's hopes for a meaningful post-season afterlife, by holding tough at crunch time on senior night, in the Dean Dome.

for Duke, double bye. For the Tarholes, bye bye.

Devil Wreak Vengeance on NCSU who laid an old fashioned ass whooping on the Devils in their previous meeting. Baby Coach is undefeated at home in his virgin season. Woot!

Duke Blue Devils take on hostile forces of Virginia Tech and an officiating cabal, hellbent on ensuring an unjust upset by the Turkey Castrata. This just pisses Duke off, who then enacts revenge on the bad guys.

Blue Devils toy a bit with 4-23 Louisville's basketball "program," but utlimately put them away with strong Dee and some harsh offense.

Blue Devls hold off a desperate but feisty Notre Dame squad with Coach K and the Dutchess in attendance, giving Mike Brey his final Cameron ass whooping.

In the most hideous injustice in the history of humankind, UVa is awarded a undeserved second chance against Duke, not through nefariousness, but rather, through professional incompetence.

Shame.

This game never happened. Nope. The Blue Devils did not go down to Coral Gables and get their asses handed to them by an inspired Miami Hurricane squad.

Moral leaders in all things, the Duke Blue Devils put a decisive ass whooping on essentially the same Tarhole squad that purported to dominate them last season (87-67 point beatdown in the Dean Dome notwithstanding)

Devils exact revenge against Weak Florist, who's upset bid was appropriately quashed in Cameron Indoor Stadium, for the 20-somethingth time in a row.

Duke demoralizes and thoroughly punks a hapless Georgia Tech squad in a merciless display of dominance.