DIAL #DAN

topics: there are no topics... i answer 20 questions on the themes of love, career, jealousy, fast food, reality television, dentistry, crystals, high stakes social events, office jobs, defunct gay twitter slang; you prolly know the vibe etc

topics: an addendum and fake apology regarding my comments about trans youth last episode, jenna lyons misgendering a prominent stylist on WWHL and no one clocking it, nyc parks department shutting down the alcoholic production assistant Marathon in mcgolrick park, the 1995 brady bunch movie, live reaction to "eusexua", challengers oscars snub, wendy williams's breakfast club interview, and much more minutia to tie it all together <3

topics: turning resolutions into desire statements, quitting smoking update, congestion pricing, ancestry dot com, real housewives of potomac, bryan johnson netflix doc, selling the city, woah vicky fake kidnapping in nigeria, mixing pb and j together before spreading, and men being vilified for accentuating their features via facial hair...

topics: christmas day social media etiquette, total exposé of my first time at nordstrom grill, the new season of queer eye, a list of men twitter forces me to think is hot, beyoncé's half time show, and i answer so many questions (cars, books, pods, music, real estate)

• transgender day of awareness on easter sunday
• aaron bushnell self immolates
• flaco the owl RIP
• migrant crisis
• emma stone best actress for poor things
• rolling stone JVN exposé
• dylan mulvaney “days of girlhood” music video
• kate middleton “goes missing” ends up having cancer
• christine quinn’s husband arrested for domestic violence
• “the valley” premiers
• feds raid diddy’s house
• cowboy carter
• solar eclipse
• earthquake in new york
• OJ simpson RIP…
• lanachella
• another taylor swift album
• nymphia wind wins drag race
• dance moms reunion
• five year anniversary of “bye sister” and “no more lies”
• jojo siwa gets drunk and punched in the face at disney land
• president of iran dies in helicopter crash
• nyc <—> dublin portal
• challengers
• “something about her” finally opens

topics: halloween in rural greenpoint, azealia banks quote tweeting me, my presidential orders, outdoor dining sheds disappearing, winning the new yorker film fest sweepstakes, my latest focus group opportunities, body wash spilling in my car, chrome hearts suing HRH, channing tatum and zoe kravitz splitsville, spell check not working anymore, exploring how stupid gays have become on twitter, voting early, chappel roan again, laga's Disease video, a new segment called Rapid Movie Reviews, i answer some questions for myself, then i answer all your questions <3

topics: an update about our podcast, election chat, LA stuff, tons and tons of real housewives crap, i think you know the vibe by now <3

special little mini episode!!!

topics: my final meal at gaskin's, a roadside motel stay, a fitted sheet ripping, locking myself in a bathroom, changing the name of my pod?, looking for scarf recommendations, the nyc and nj wildfires, still getting reamed by the IRS, the chicken big mac, the docuseries Social Studies, and much more <3

topics: obviously so much yapping about fashion red carpets from the days of yore and present, online shopping, the today show, oprah, mary hart, jojo siwa, bradley cooper, jared leto, interior style, kidney transplants, quitting smoking, and that's just the tip of the iceberg...

topics: power strip myths, fast casual macaroni, sample sales, the current state of dimes square fashion, how the devil gets in corners, p. diddy's arrest, Freak Offs, demi lovato's Child Star "doc", jojo siwa's snapchat addiction, ryan's world youtube, a sneak peak of my year end list, and so much more you would not believe <3