DIAL #DAN

topics: my 2024 predictions list (major), figuring out what a "straw man argument" is, kathy griffin getting divorced (random), that moment in like 2017 when generic gays discovered laura dern, my new fav affordable cream moisturizer (korean), dumpy the white australian tree frog, do people in berlin speak german?, a 3 year old ordering an oat milk hot chocolate, why everyone is actually drawn to gyspy rose blanchard (they all resent their mother for just being born), and why having a shitty small tv actually is the vibe...

happy new year please tell a friend about the pod :-) XOXO

• megan fox machine gun kelly splitsville?
• ohio train derailment then a bunch more train derailments
• new york times transphobia manifesto
• alligator in prospect park lake
• steak egg cheese bagel back at mcdonald’s
• meghan trainor “mother”
• scandoval
• the idol
• twitter called X now
• some banks went out of business or ran out of money?
• law roach “retires”
• gwyneth paltrow goes to court for skiing accident
• jewel sings national anthem at indy 500
• peter thiel’s boyfriend dies “while taking a selfie”
• vibes are off at coachella
• the show “jury duty”
• tucker carlson fired
• absolutely nothing to remark on about the met gala
• writers guild strike
• martha stewart sports illustrated swimsuit edition
• dylan mulvaney bud light
• vanderpump reunion
• the ultimatum: queer love
• new season of couples therapy
• padam padam

• insurrection in brazil
• prince harry and meghan press tour
• no speaker of the house for a minute
• gossip girl canceled after two seasons
• gas stoves become illegal in new york
• andrew tate arrested
• ice spice
• the last of us
• skinamarink
• brett easton ellis “the shards”
• madonna announces tour
• frankie grande turns 40
• milf manor
• indie sleaze
• real friends of weho
• final season of succession
• gawker gets canned again
• chinese spy balloon
• ny mag etiquette list
• rihanna superbowl
• hannah gatsby curating picasso show at brooklyn museum
• sam smith ft. kim petras “unholy”
• penn badgley won’t film sex scenes anymore
• diplo admits to getting head from a dude
• ufos everywhere

topics: questions about australia (do they have thanksgiving? their own burning man? comedians?), southern charm tea from a listener, the chris appleton lukas gage divorce, thoughts on the peruvian alien bods, thoughts on k-pop, my freaky friday sequel idea, celebrity big brother UK, "slade" from gay twitter going to jail for kiddie porn, real housewives of miami, cassie v. diddy, snoop dogg quitting weed, selling sunset, and so much more you know me and jacques go crazy <3

topics: the other night that i met norah jones and didn't know it was her, the sheep and wool festival in rhinebeck, the harp, what joanna newsom is up to, mariah carey's unparalleled genius, blaire white, skinwalker ranch, clara and mauricio (the peruvian alien bods), the worst insta comment i've ever seen, the msg sphere, Charmed, the rhony reunion, fav britney song, is planet earth hell in disguise?, what are we reading? does irish spring soap deter mosquitos?, and eric reads my tarot and it really isn't cool or looking good for me <3<3<3

topics: world music fall winter barreling on, why the health app should track how long you stand up for, the new yorker caption contest, the james charles x HRH collab, has the function of the drive thru fundamentally changed?, why can't you park in front of a church?, latest episode of southern charm popping TF off, tin foil hats, honestly how do veterinarians diagnose animals with anything?, are there factory farms for ducks?, why does no one pull their hamstring anymore?, wishing my credit card was sparkly and covered in glitter, trying to spell the word "ventriloquy", how annoying it is that the term "NPC" got normalized so quickly, and sooo much more!