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to celebrate the two year anniversary of my special little podcast, i had my first ever guest back on :)

topics? women, men, reality tv, art.. what else is there to talk about?

cheers to two more years <3<3<3

topics: CDG original, my gay guy podcast tour, unpacking the VMAs at a great length (this takes up a quarter of the episode), delta werk's relationship to fast food, southern charm, carl and lindsay's engagement, minetta tavern, my subway sandwich order, shrimp tails, microplastics, Under The Skin, Room, Blair Witch (2016), Orphan First Kill, selling the OC, trixie motel, realizing my CDG Original is defective lol, and obviously a ton of personal anecdotes in between <3

XOXO

Very Special Episode.. we talk about Joe's recent journey with lymphoma and everything surrounding that (chemo, hospitals, insurance, parents, new york, new jersey, body hair, balenciaga show rooms, health insurance, downton abbey, greenpoint, asbury park, and everything in between) but we're like.. funny and cool about it lol

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get your lumps checked out!

topics: Billy Porter being fake and random, BeReal, the movie Closet Monster, Canadians, did Chad Michael Murray have giant nipples?, Irma Vep, Stitched, Project Runway Junior, The unXplained with William Shatner, Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe, a myriad of Netflix comedy specials, toddler clothing having great proportions for fat guys, a deeeeep dive into Machine Gun Kelly's new Hulu doc, (is MGK the synthesis of Jeffree Star and Olivia Rodrigo?), some obligatory Post Malone stuff, etc

also: i answer 25+ questions about tv and movies from you all who submitted...

XOXO

editor's note: multiple times during this episode i make reference to the year being 2021 when in fact it's the year 2022 lmao

topics: moving to a small town in australia, home renovation, our lives in high school, the difference between a dingo and a wallabee, byron baes, the queen of versailles reboot, the RHOA trailer, RHOC tea (are emily and gina teaming up to play shannon??) the will smith Slap, inside amy schumer, the interworking of being gay annoying podcasters, summer house, heidi montag versus lady gaga, and prolly mad other shit <3

XOXO

The Group Chat is back and we've taken to the microphone..

topics: international women's day, traveling to LA, traveling to israel, The Last Party, going from zero cats to two cats, car stuff, meeting julian casablancas, cheesecake factory age segregation (maybe for a second time on the pod?). and so much more!

we pop a bottle of lady gaga x dom perignon sent in by a beautiful listener to kick off the evening

other topics: some recent dark nights of the soul, what we're giving up for lent, eczema outbreaks, hashimoto's syndrome, summer house, jack and lana dating, the first and only wet dream i've ever had, south africa, the best cardio videos for fat ppl on youtube, wearing all black to be fashionable, adults adopting adults, and much more!

i forget what we talked about i think bird ownership and kanye and julia fox mostly lol

topics: walking down the boulevard of broken dreams, upcoming t-shirt and hat drop, the snow owl in greenpoint, leptospirosis outbreak in williamsburg aka RAT FEVER, season 2 of Cheer, yellowjackets finale, and my favorite automotive design youtube channel

OH! but that's not it...................................

i answer all of the voicemails and written questions too