DIAL #DAN

it's that time of year again!

i made a very lengthy list of 150 things that happened this year and lara helps me get thru the first 50

enjoy XO

adele's new album, p!nk's 20th anniversary, britney v. christina, real housewives ultimate girls trip, tons of other housewives stuff, drinking after being sober for a while, monetizing facebook, and A LOT of fast food talk <3

live from new york it's sunday night! heather and i are recording in person from the greatest city in the world

topics: new york vs los angeles (this goes on for a while), the tenement museum (this shit is in different areas), bacon hitting differently (awesomesauce), my doppleganger potentially ruining her living situation (it wasn't me), strange moments at the thanksgiving day parade (kim petras, Journey), people asking me to send them a hat (don't), understanding every side of an argument (NAMBLA?), who has it worse, Gays or Women? (women), and the billboard top ten artists of all time (where is tom petty, man??)

featuring very special voicemails from: cara cunningham, alissa bennett, hari nef, louie glaser, jamie simone, sam denlinger, broti gupta & dylan gelula, and LENA DUNHAM

what a fucking night!

here's to 100 more xoxo

we discuss: "NFT Week" parties in new york, the vanderpump rules slapping scandal, the zayn and yolanda slapping scandal, the trial of erika jayne, raquel's botched nose job, the curious case of delilah belle, and i catch nomes up to speed on Winter House

we answer all your burning calls and emails

topics: the new gossip girl, my quite frankly hilarious story of meeting penn badgely in LA, erika jayne jokes, recap of this week's drag race maxi challenge, and the sex crimes of bill from the lifetime show 'marrying millions'

we're startin'!

we discuss:

the woman who shit herself and threw up on herself at SUR

reality shows: below deck sailing yacht, joseline's cabaret, alone, love after lockup, marrying millions, etc

the yulin dog meat festival (let people have some fun...)

"the gay cold"

and honestly sooo much more lol

oh and there was a literal earth quake in LA as we were recording..... Vibe

haven't posted a long one like this in q u i t e awhile!

i figured there's no point in even trying to edit it down

according to alex i got thru to him in a way no one else has in years...

as an ex-media Provocateur he mingled with celebs and had an idea how he wanted his life to turn out

now things are Different..

especially after coming on my Podcast and me showing him the Light

lol jk

but actually...