Very Special Episode.. we talk about Joe's recent journey with lymphoma and everything surrounding that (chemo, hospitals, insurance, parents, new york, new jersey, body hair, balenciaga show rooms, health insurance, downton abbey, greenpoint, asbury park, and everything in between) but we're like.. funny and cool about it lol

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get your lumps checked out!

topics: Billy Porter being fake and random, BeReal, the movie Closet Monster, Canadians, did Chad Michael Murray have giant nipples?, Irma Vep, Stitched, Project Runway Junior, The unXplained with William Shatner, Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe, a myriad of Netflix comedy specials, toddler clothing having great proportions for fat guys, a deeeeep dive into Machine Gun Kelly's new Hulu doc, (is MGK the synthesis of Jeffree Star and Olivia Rodrigo?), some obligatory Post Malone stuff, etc

also: i answer 25+ questions about tv and movies from you all who submitted...

XOXO

editor's note: multiple times during this episode i make reference to the year being 2021 when in fact it's the year 2022 lmao

topics: moving to a small town in australia, home renovation, our lives in high school, the difference between a dingo and a wallabee, byron baes, the queen of versailles reboot, the RHOA trailer, RHOC tea (are emily and gina teaming up to play shannon??) the will smith Slap, inside amy schumer, the interworking of being gay annoying podcasters, summer house, heidi montag versus lady gaga, and prolly mad other shit <3

XOXO

The Group Chat is back and we've taken to the microphone..

topics: international women's day, traveling to LA, traveling to israel, The Last Party, going from zero cats to two cats, car stuff, meeting julian casablancas, cheesecake factory age segregation (maybe for a second time on the pod?). and so much more!

we pop a bottle of lady gaga x dom perignon sent in by a beautiful listener to kick off the evening

other topics: some recent dark nights of the soul, what we're giving up for lent, eczema outbreaks, hashimoto's syndrome, summer house, jack and lana dating, the first and only wet dream i've ever had, south africa, the best cardio videos for fat ppl on youtube, wearing all black to be fashionable, adults adopting adults, and much more!

i forget what we talked about i think bird ownership and kanye and julia fox mostly lol

topics: walking down the boulevard of broken dreams, upcoming t-shirt and hat drop, the snow owl in greenpoint, leptospirosis outbreak in williamsburg aka RAT FEVER, season 2 of Cheer, yellowjackets finale, and my favorite automotive design youtube channel

OH! but that's not it...................................

i answer all of the voicemails and written questions too

it's that time of year again!

i made a very lengthy list of 150 things that happened this year and lara helps me get thru the first 50

enjoy XO

adele's new album, p!nk's 20th anniversary, britney v. christina, real housewives ultimate girls trip, tons of other housewives stuff, drinking after being sober for a while, monetizing facebook, and A LOT of fast food talk <3