DIAL #DAN

topics: shocked that my fav destiny's child song is a cover, social media break update, explaining poppers to straight guys, sooo much fire island stuff, buying a suit at the outlet mall, leaving a positive review on yelp, the perils of dragging and dropping, setting up Siri, the ultimatum: queer love, couples therapy, polyamory paradoxes, the kardashians, somebody somewhere, randall emmett, summer house, teresa and louie's wedding day, yellowjackets, mind hunter, and sooo much more XOXO

TOPICS: a voice mail from lena dunham and alissa bennett, my plan to teach at yale university, an absolute d e e p dive into scandoval, diet squirt, spring has sprung, the bench, another random experience at la sandwicherie, diced onions v. long, male chaperones, steps per day, matching on raya with a gay who just unsubscribed from the pod yesterday, using a brand new ATM, social media cleanse update, insta v. twitter, screenplay update, missing: dead or alive, "watch it again" on netflix, letterboxd, anna nicole smith, dentistry, selling sunset, and sooo much more!

XOXO

my 100 topic year in review

happy holidays love you all see you next year <3

topics: wining and dining with heather, writers talking about "filing" "pieces", shane dawson and jeffree star pt. 2 and 3, drink masters, non practicing bisexuals with undercuts, canadian currency, the big brunch, terrifer 2, kamala harris, desantis, moving to berlin, too old to die young, and sooo much more <3

XOXO

topics: being back on twitter after a 5 year hiatus, heidi klum worm costume, MIA and candace owens, new rihanna, UFO encounters, bigfoot, skinwalker ranch, poltergeists, shane dawson and jeffree star, and prolly some normal shit in between <3<3<3

topics: every single excruciating detail of my little getaway to connecticut and the hudson valley, climbing a mountain while Fat, getting attacked by a swarm of lady bugs, settlers of cattan, a gourmet sandwicherie, a boutique hotel, being chained by addiction, 28 Days Haunted on netflix, a terrible man at a different boutique hotel, beef tartare with too much cheese, bisexuality, low tire pressure warnings, a panic attack in a lowe's parking lot/klonipin in yonkers, a new List i'm working on, and much much more XOXO

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my hometown hero from Elmira NY, KNOXX is on the pod! catch her on season 2 of HBO's The Hype!

we talk about: the ins and outs of being gay in a flop rustbelt town, tommy hilfiger, schoolscum.com, the local mall, Danny G's, Rich Girls on MTV, some behind the scenes tea of The Hype (what is marnie's deal? what is bephie's deal? what is offset's deal?, the truth about Vell's departure, etc), YZY SZN 9, the torture of body-con, sam smith 'Unholy', beyoncé's latest album, beychella, and so much more <3

check out her fashion!

XOXO

topics: Billy Porter being fake and random, BeReal, the movie Closet Monster, Canadians, did Chad Michael Murray have giant nipples?, Irma Vep, Stitched, Project Runway Junior, The unXplained with William Shatner, Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe, a myriad of Netflix comedy specials, toddler clothing having great proportions for fat guys, a deeeeep dive into Machine Gun Kelly's new Hulu doc, (is MGK the synthesis of Jeffree Star and Olivia Rodrigo?), some obligatory Post Malone stuff, etc

also: i answer 25+ questions about tv and movies from you all who submitted...

XOXO

editor's note: multiple times during this episode i make reference to the year being 2021 when in fact it's the year 2022 lmao