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Ah yes, the famed destination of many a circus throughout history: a hermitage filled with demon-worshiping nature cultists! The Wandering Three have uncovered the unsettling truth about the nature of the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, and need to race to their cliff-side hideout to rescue the hapless mayor who went to investigate them. This is all kind of a lot to put on the shoulders of some traveling entertainers though, right? We just wanted to like, juggle and do sweep flips... surely, once this is out of the way, we can just go back to our normal lives, right? Right! So let's save the mayor and be done with it!

MUSE upon the works of the Dead God and his incredible architecture! GASP at the strange events heralded in by magic gone awry! CLENCH the finely crafted weapon you just stole from some cultist dude!

All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it weird for God to contact me through a mosaic fish?

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ANOTHER circus has come to town?! What the hell! That's bull! What? Boo! Get out of here, you clowns! And not the good type of clowns, like us! The bad type of clowns, like Republicans! Former friends and present foes have shown up on the streets of Abberton, laying claim to the turf that the Circus of Wayward Wonders has already rightfully claimed! But is now really the best time? We're kind of in the middle of investigating a missing persons report or two, and we really don't have a tonne of time to... ah, to hell with it. This town ain't big enough for the two of us, and you're going DOWN, Jellicho Boing-Boing! It's time for a clown off!

BEHOLD the dazzling street performances of wayward delights! CREEP through the undergrowth on your daring investigations! UNCOVER the awful truth that underlies the mysteries at hand!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what kind of stuff should go in a sandwich to maximize its healing potential?

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There's definitely something going on in this town! As the Wandering Three continue their investigation into Abberton, more and more weird stuff keeps coming up. Animals don't usually just run wild like this. Cemeteries don't tend to be demon infested. And now you're telling me that the suspicious number of missing persons aren't just people skipping town? For their next trick, the mystery solving circus will visit seedy bars, check out some sweet deals, and check out who on earth's causing such a fuss in the streets, dressed so brightly and shouting so loudly! Hope you've paid your tab... we're about to split the party, everyone!

VANQUISH the dreaded Worm-Demons! INTERROGATE the hay sandwich eating thug! SNARL at the familiar faces you really didn't want to see!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions  like... it's not morally wrong to flirt your way into selling junk at an unreasonable price, is it?

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Oh boy, I love going to church! Circuses and churches go hand in hand together, right? Yeah. Yeah! The Wandering Three are checking out some of the weird happenings in the sleepy town of Abberton, from murderous druids to rampaging boars... and apparently, there's a weird smell coming from the local bank-church! That sounds promising! Nothing bad has EVER happened in a church. Weird smells, creepy gravediggers and a load of crashing noises... yup, just normal church stuff all around! Bless yourself and get ready to say your prayers, everyone... it's time to put on your Sunday Best and see what's happening in the Church of Goldenlaws! 

BEHOLD the amazing translations of the mysterious woman! TASTE the delicious potions during your time of need! RECOIL at the horrific monsters you'll find on your journey! 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can I tell if someone's been infected by a horrific parasitic entity, or if they just haven't had a cup of mornin' joe yet?

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You have to be pretty desperate to turn to the circus to solve your problems, right? But these seem to be some pretty desperate circumstances indeed! Riding the wave of success from bringing justice to the crimes committed against them, The Circus of Wayward Wonders has even more trouble on their plate when the town hears about their skills and turns to them for help. Missing people? Weird weather? Pigs running amuck?! SHOPPING LISTS? Only one group of people have the talents needed to set things right... traveling performers in tight pants and greasepaint! Now, let's see who the real clowns are... the entertainers, or the people trusting them to help fix their woes?

GAZE into the flames of prophecy that show horrid visions from beyond the beyond! LISTEN to the tragic tale of the poor man and his beloved, poor town! PERUSE the wondrous items of all manners of magic and mundane use! 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it unethical to play golf with living creatures as the golf ball?

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The show might have ended, but the adventure has only just started! Hot off the tails of a successful show, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now has a new task ahead of them: a murder investigation! Someone tried very hard to ruin the circus performance with lethal consequences, and now the Wandering Three must grab their comically oversized magnifying glasses and crack the case! Who had rats gnaw through the nets? Who unleashed snakes into the stands? And most importantly... who killed our beloved Ringleader? With all these questions floating in the air, only one thing is clear, gang... we've another mystery on our hands!

WATCH the circus investigate a cold-blooded murder! DODGE the cruel traps around the camp! OBSERVE as terrifying secrets slowly unveil themselves!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal for my weird familiar to sing when we find a corpse?

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ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Come one, come all, and see the greatest show on all of Golarion! The Circus of Wayward Wonders has come to town, ready to put on the show of a lifetime and leave behind their turmoil and bring mirth and glee to the hearts of those who see them perform. But as our motley crew of performers, travelers and adventurers get ready for the big show, tragedy strikes... and it becomes apparent that something terrible is afoot. But whoever it is that opposes our heroes, the Wandering Three, they're clearly forgetting that no matter what... The Show Must Go On! Put on your grease paint, tie your shoes, and get ready... the spotlight is on you!

WATCH the clown and his unnerving contortionism! GASP as the fortune teller pulls visions of prosperity from the jaws of the Abyss! MARVEL at the daring stunts of the swordfighter!

All this and more in this, the first episode of Dice Will Roll's Extinction Curse campaign with Book 1: The Show Must Go on, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to beat up a drunkard if he's messing up your show?

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Gross!! Our heroes face off against more than they bargained for in the depths of the Ashen Ossuary. They were prepared for a Hobgoblin, maybe even a Vampire... but this thing isn't either of those! And somehow, the horrific creature they're up against is the least of their worries... is there more going on than meets the eye? Probably, but all our audio was wiped in a Harddrive Crash after this, so YOU'LL never know! Myahahahaha! 

Nips get shot. Books get read. Secrets get uncovered.

All this and more as we wrap up the first (and last!) chapter of Dice Will Roll's Doomsday Dawn miniseries, where we ask the hard questions like... am I too young to join a worldwide secret society?!

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What's a good dungeon without a good trap? Traps make the dungeon. And if there's no traps, it's not a dungeon-- it's just a big basement. But there ARE traps in this dungeon, so it isn't a basement at all. What were we talking about, again? Oh, right! Hey, our adventurers are still going through a dungeon. That's what this episode is about! Hopefully there's no terrifying revelations or stuff, that would really ruin this whole experience. 

Old Friends get met. Heals get requested. Horrors get revealed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions   like... it's cool to murder your ex-boss if he's an evil murderer, right?

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Damn, Dice Will Roll, back at it again with the Doomsday Dawn miniseries! Remastered and rereleased, our heroes venture deeper into the Ashen Ossuary, making some new discoveries and some frankly chilling secrets along the way! Whatever the problem is with this goblin tunnel... it's starting to look less and less like a vampire. And that's not necessarily a good thing! 

Necks get inspected. Idols get touched. Spell slots get run out.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... is it a weird flex to turn into a wolf mid fight for no real reason?

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