Dice Will Roll

It's the second episode of our rerelease of a remastered Pathfinder Playtest, recorded two years ago... and now, we're actually playing Pathinder instead of talking to NPCs! Exciting, right? Our heroes make their way into the Ashen Ossuary beneath the house of a beleaguered noblewoman in search of a stolen artifact... to stop a vampire hobgoblin, or something? I guess? Goblins don't tend to be very reliable narrators, so... whatever, raise your shield and prepare a spell... we're about to get grimy!

Sewers get traveled. Dice get hexed. Naps get taken. 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you politely critique a goblin's art?

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Blast from the past! In this very special Dice Will Roll miniseries, we're going back to where the show all began: Doomsday Dawn, an adventure made to playtest Pathfinder 2nd Edition while it was still brand new. Follow the gang as we play the system for the first time with a gallery of unlikely heroes delving into a mysterious tunnel pit beneath the home of a noblewoman in the city of Manigmar. Did we mention there's a tonne of goblins? Yeah, now you're interested. 

Creeps get rebuffed. Boxes get unlocked. Adventures get started.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... how many goblins can we fit into a box? 

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And they all lived happily ever after. A retrospective, recorded moments after the final episode of Kingmaker. Join us as we cry, think back to how Kingmaker all began, and look to the future for what comes next in Dice Will Roll: Season 2. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen who lived in a castle deep in the woods. The queen had looked into her future, and there she saw that one day, three heroes would smite her down with a blade made of her own heart. She rose in defiance of her story, and tried fight it, but time and time again, her actions only furthered the tale. Now, with the three heroes she helped to create facing her in her own throne room, the wicked queen now must erase them from their tale and keep herself the true hero of the story by setting them against her righteous, primal magic and the shadows of their own past. The final duel between the Green Lady and the Kingmakers is at hand... and when this book ends, will it have a happy ending? Or will the wicked queen win, teaching the world the true meaning of a cautionary tale?

Spells get cast. Necks get chopped. Books get closed.

All this and more in the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the most comfortable way to hug a wolf?

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SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC! In the mist-choked lands of Ustalav, shadows hide unknowable secrets and bumps in the night are rarely coincidences. But when the going gets too spooky to handle... everyone needs a hero to call upon. And who ya gonna call?! In a very special one-shot for Pride Week 2020, in association with Prism Pals and their Pride Flag series, join Dice Will Roll as we take on the mantles of the first Pathfinder Party we ever played! Listen as Angelo Lorrimor the Paladin, Arseris Vyldiane the Alchemist and Voltaire Lafayette the sorcerer tell a tale beyond the Carrion Crown Adventure Path and have a Level 20 adventure like no other in Karcau, the Village of Voices! And watch out... there may or may not be phantoms in this opera!

Skeletons get smashed. Ovations get given. Crypts get explored.

All this and more in this special episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like... how much could an autographed piece of merch go for if it was signed by a ghost?

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Face the fury of the first world! One final opponent stands between the Kingmakers and finally challenging the Green Lady herself- Phomandala, the Wicked Jabbermedusa! Also, two Tane! You know, those powerful fey godlings that practically change the world around them to be like the First World? Like a Jabberwock, but not quite! Actually, Phomandala is like a Jabberwock, but not quite, too... what's with all these bootleg Jabberwocks, huh? Why does Nyrissa have all of these? And more importantly... what else does Nyrissa hide on the final floor of her dungeon? What secrets is she keeping? What lies have been hidden until now? And how will the Kingmakers fare against her ultimate weapon... the Fable? 

Bears get defenestrated. Horns get taken. Stairs get climbed.

All  this and more in the penultimate episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker, where we ask the hard questions   like... how do you tell a haunted sword you're just not that into him?

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SHE KILLED A MEPHIT! NOW SHE'S GONE TOO FAR! The Kingmakers continue their exploration of the sprawling mansion of the House at the Edge of Time, seeking out the Green Lady so they can put an end to her reign of terror once and for all! But her cruelty is truly greater than any of our heroes could have accounted for, and each new room they explore while seeking her out brings only new insights into the levels of her villainy. Dead occultists made of worms? Horrific, mutated medusas? Unabashed torture and cruelty? MEPHIT MURDER? The Kingmakers must steel their guts for this dungeon, gang... because in the House at the Edge of Time, everyone's crying- because here, Angels deserve to die!

Wishes get cast. Worms get hugged. Horrors get revealed.

All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... what's the best way to pull a Lennie Mice & Men on a dryad? 

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ENTER THE FINAL DUNGEON! A House on the Edge of Time looms before the Kingmakers. Filled with wicked fey magic, tragic tales and a flow of time that just doesn't seem to work right, the throne of Nyrissa, the Green Lady, is finally upon our heroes. Faced against the most powerful Fey Queen the Stolen Lands- and maybe the world?- has ever seen, our heroes are filled with fear and tension as they prepare to enter her domain. Just kidding! These guys killed a lich once! A nymph? Pffft! This'll be easy, surely! One last dungeon crawl stands between them and their Forever After. Cast a protective ward, ready your wolves... and start sprinting! We've a Final Boss to beat!

Lasers get blasted. Memories get relived. Clothes get washed.

All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you properly eject a stuffed animal from a time loop?

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Every time you read a book, there comes a point where you realise you are running out of pages. Will the story be able to end itself with all it has left? It leaves you on the edge of your seat, ready to see the conclusion. And then, sometimes, the last few pages get torn out by a ferocious guardian creature intent on stopping you from finishing the book! Facing off against the pit from which their most deadly foe was once spawned, the Kingmakers must fight and overcome the final monsters which stop entry into the palace of the Green Lady so that they may once and for all end her reign of terror. Can our heroes overcome all odds and defeat the wicked entourage of foes that await them? Or will their story run out of pages? Keep your bookmarks at the ready- we're about to find out!

Punches get thrown. Skeletons get razed. Cards get investigated.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... why is the GM describing a seemingly innocent object in such great detail?!

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Don't split the party! The frantic advise of many a gamer. But what do you do when the party is split against your wishes? Our heroes are spread through the Thousandbreaths thanks to the nefarious actions of the wicked Nightmare Rook, and now our heroes find themselves split up- with Alden and Ichor facing down the freaky Coagulated Worm Oozes of the Mire, and Kaska alone against the Nightmare Rook itself... will the Kingmakers be able to take down such terrifying threats on their own? Or, divided, are they nothing? Hold on tight- it's about to get messy!

Holes get fallen into. Paths get walked. Tea gets drank.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you politely tell your druid that she's maybe getting a little TOO into terrifying the fear monster?

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