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Oh, thank goodness, it was all merely a dream! And everyone knows dreams are never, ever, ever significant! The city of St. Gilmorg is beset upon by fiendish nightmares that seem somehow all too real, and our heroes smell a rat. Something must be behind these dreams... but the question is what? Or, maybe a better question is how do we stop it? Oh, actually, it'd probably be an even better question to figure out how it's even able to do this in the first place... gah! There's just way too many questions! All we know is that we have to do something... or the dreams that come tonight might be even worse than what preceded them. Tuck yourself in, friends... we're in for some rapid eye movement tonight!

Druids get bit. Houses get burned. Doors get knocked.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it okay to cook a talking creature if it's like, really rude to you?

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Sometimes, there's no stranger sound than silence. When you're waiting for the inevitable- in this case, the appearance of a reality-shifting Bloom that threatens to batter down the walls between reality and the realm of the fey- silence like that can be horrible to live with! Thankfully, though, we've found a stranger sound than silence. Tonnes of babies, crying in the woods. Yeah, you read that right. Like, an army of screaming babies in the woods. What's going on there? Who knows! But it sounds like some reality-shifting nonsense to me. Grab your spear and plug your ears- it's time for a Bloom-Slaying adventure!

Books get given. Turnips get kicked. Vengeance gets had.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are two heads REALLY better than one when it comes to surviving sonic attacks?

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Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was also a sword. The Kingmakers have come home triumphant from the War of the River Kings, but they have no time to rest- they've been informed that the Wicked Fey Queen, Nyrissa, is moving to steal their kingdom from time itself! Under the threat of the mysterious Season of Bloom and armed with a mythical weapon to guide them, our heroes must band together now more than ever in order to protect the Kingdom of Kilcela from not only bandits or beasts- but from otherworldly magic that threatens to rip reality to shreds! Hold onto your butts- it's time to begin the end!

Kisses get given. Bags get bought. Water gets inspected.

All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 6: SOUND OF A THOUSAND SCREAMS, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I explain a threat if I don't actually know what the threat is?

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Progress Marches On! The Kingmakers find themselves finally face to face with King Castruccio Irovetti, Lord of Pitax and Longtime Rival of the Kingmakers. With an immense, Steam-Powered Clockwork Serpent,  weapons and tools salvaged from a crashed ship from beyond the stars, and treachorous magic beyond our hero's wildest imaginations, the Clockwork King will not go down without a fight.  But each of our heroes has a stake in the game- and none of them are the kind to give up either. It's the final showdown between the Kingdoms of Kilcela and Pitax- but who will come out on top? The Kingmakers, or King Irovetti? There's only one way to find out- let's have our decisive duel in the pit of the Clockwork Castle's ruins, and see once and for all, who deserves to rule, and who deserves to die!

Animals get banished. Arms get grown. Bad News gets delivered. 

All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 5: War Of The River Kingdoms, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it ethical to kill people by using a child as a weapon?

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Throw some coal on the fire! The Kingmakers find themselves reunited with some old friends, but the danger isn't over yet. Before they can escape the Cruel Clockwork Castle and end the War of the River Kings once and for all, they must put out the flames in the heart of the beast and grind the steam-powered engines to a halt- but they will not find it unguarded! All of this is pretty cool, but.... man, it's sooty down here! Is breathing in all this coal dust healthy for you? I mean, I know the guy who runs this place is evil and all, but like, surely there's some health violations going on down here. Are we sure we want to have our climactic duel to shut down the engines HERE of all places? Yes? Well... here we go, I suppose!

Souls get banished. Proposals get made. Arrows get fired.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are there any spells that can help me with platformer challenges?

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Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Our daring heroes find themselves in the Clockwork Castle in search of friends, foes and answers. Where did you put our companions? How do we shut off this machine? And what's the deal with all these doors?! Seriously, there's got to be a couple of hundred of them! But before we can find any concrete ends to these mysteries, they've a few obstacles to overcome- namely, a squad of big, mean robots and an even bigger, meaner Oni General. Hold onto your butts- with the amount of blood we're about to spill, we're going to make Sekiro look like a walk in the park!

Performances get given. Constructs get piloted. Neighs get whinnied.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best dance I can do to scare the hell out of my enemies with my cool sword?

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To battle! The Army of Kilcela has garnered some powerful allies throughout the Glennebon Uplands, from old foes to towering giants. But now that they've garnered enough strength, they're finally ready to take on the might of the Clockwork Regiment of Pitax. As our heroes get ready to lead their forces against their mechanical opponents, they can look forward to a fair fight. Right? No tricks, no underhand tactics- just something nice and straightforward, right? Of course, it's never that easy.  What's up with the alarm they're ringing out? Or the rumbles from behind the city walls? Or the black plumes of smoke coming from the dozen chimneys from Castle Pitax? No time to think- let's end the War of the River Kings by tonight!

Trolls get scared. Ladders get launched. Reunions get had.

All this and more in the 1 Year Anniversary Episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are there any rules that say the castle CAN'T be considered a combatant?!

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Quests. Every adventure needs them. They're a critical part to the life of a hero, be they a mission from a high priest to seek out an ancient relic, a treaty to seek out a bandit king, or... wait, am I reading this right? A cry for help to slay an evil monster from a particularly depressed mammoth? On their journey to seek out allies who can help them go to battle against the Clockwork Regiment, the Kingmakers traverse the Glennabon Uplands on a particularly unusual mission. Can our brave heroes triumph in the face of legendary opponents? Or is their legend a tragedy, not an epic? For my sake, I'm hoping it's the first- I don't wanna be out of a job writing these blurbs!

Lore gets shared. Curses get inflicted. Alliances get forged.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you win an arm wrestling fight with a Barbarian King?

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Into the belly of the beast we go! The Kingmakers continue to wage war against the Clockwork Kingdom of Pitax, and in order to overwhelm their mechanical foes and their twisted king, they must undermine his allies. And to do that, they've travelled deep into the cursed woods of the Thousandvoices Forest to find themselves in the Hungerdark Caverns, facing off against Minognos-Ushad, the Wyvern Queen. Only one problem... she's like, a lot scarier than we originally anticipated?! She's like, 30 feet tall, and her fangs are as long as my arm... is it too late to change our minds and leave? Yes? Well, no point crying about it now! Hold on tight- things are about to get rocky!

Heroes get gulped. Trees get chopped. Battles get witnessed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality?

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Oh, your magic world might be full of ancient prophecies and legends of days to come, but that's not how we do it here on Golarion! Here prophecies are RARE and usually BOGUS, and may or may not be the result of ancient wizards messing with things they don't understand! Our heroes find themselves with an audience with an ally who's quite literally the stuff of legends- and find out they've got some legendary duties themselves! And what's a good legend to do? Why, go kill some dragons, of course! The hunt for Minognos-Ushad, the Mother of Wyverns, continues- but never forget, would-be dragonslayers. Not only can you hunt dragons... dragons are fully capable of hunting you too.

Water gets gargled. Skeletons get squinted at. Coup-de-graces get delivered.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality?

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