Dice Will Roll

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And certainly, when you're facing off against tens of hundreds of brutal barbarians guarding the entrance to the final resting place of the Stolen Lands most dangerous superweapon, it's very useful to have friends! But... are we really allying with THOSE guys?! The Duchy of Kilcela wades into battle against the Barbarian Hordes of the Havzhi Khal alongside the Kingdom of Pitax(?!) in an effort to catch the reincarnated Barbarian King and stop him from getting a hold of Ovinrbaane, the Enemy of Enemies and the most wicked weapon in the land. It won't be an easy fight, but push past the battlefield, the cultists and the tomb, and perhaps the Kingmakers can put a stop to the nefarious warlord's plans!
Scarves get wrapped. Barriers get raised. Trials get taken.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it still child murder if you kill a teenager that's artificially aged themselves?

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In the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan out their next move. But any hopes of relaxation and recuperation is dashed when rumours swirl of the sinister Rainwater Razor's latest murder, forcing our heroes into investigation.  Who is this deadly serial slayer and what are they doing on the streets of Kilcela? One way or another, today's a fine day to become killer killers!

Tarts get eaten. Fires get started. Flags get raised.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to use to understand someone's accent?

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Many a tale begins with the sight of an enchanting maiden bathing beneath a waterfall under the moonlight. Now, take that, and imagine that instead of a beautiful young lady it's actually a huge beefcake of a guy, and also, there's goblin-wolf-dog-thing creeping up on you, and you don't know what's going on but you guess you're here for the ride?? If you're picturing it so far, then you've got a pretty good idea of what kind of episode this one's gonna be, folks.  No time to think- it's a battle back to back with a real hunk with an air of mystery against some of the night's scariest monsters (if you're level 4, at least)!

Swords get shown. Armour gets pierced. Heroes get yeeted.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of gift can I get the man who has everything (like, a hundred different swords)?

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STORM THE CASTLE! The battle cry of so many brave heroes who're ready to die for a cause. Or, like in our case, the panicked yells of a group of adventurers who aren't quite as sneaky as they thought they were coming up with a Plan B on the spot. The Kingmakers are taking out the crooked leaders of Fort Drelev and freeing its people- but to do so, they need to take out the man behind it all, the Mad Baron Drelev! Bent on taking out the Kingmakers and conquering the Duchy of Kilcela for himself, this menacing madman is all that stands between his people and liberation. Now, friends and adventurers, say it with me- off with his head!

Druids get carried. Dogs get snoozed. Hunks get peeped on.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are there any practical uses for being permanently turned purple by a weird artefact?

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We've all dealt with pests in the basement before. Possums. Raccoons. Your greasy son who just won't stop playing video games and get a job. But Hags?! That's a different story altogether! The Kingmakers face off against a coven of Annis Hags and their wicked leader, Betty Rustfingers, in the cellar beneath the Drelev Keep. But who else resides in this castle of creeps? Giants? Guards? Cruel, calculating summoners with a disdain for life in favour of his studies? Or perhaps an old friend who just won't take a hint and get lost? One way or another, nothing's gonna stop these heroes- vive la revolution, it's time to put some nobles on ice!

Hands get chopped. Windows get jumped. Lightning gets arced.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it that weird to have a bag full of human molars?

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A leader's duty is to serve their people, but in their greed, so many kings believe that their people are there to serve them instead. When that happens, it's time to revolt! The time to topple the Mad Baron of Fort Drelev is drawing near, and the Kingmakers must infiltrate his keep to depose him and the crooked nobility he lavishes with instead of saving his barony from the vicious barbarians that overrun it. But, uh... how do we get in? There's like, guards and stuff. We didn't exactly come with a plan, so... I dunno, maybe we should climb the walls or something? No, that's dumb. I'm out of ideas. I'll let our heroes figure their way past monstrous guardians, cunning traps and long-hidden secrets themselves! Vive la revolution!

Slimes get sliced. Bars get bent. Cackles get cackled.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it unethical to send an Unseen Servant to its doom?

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Being an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you do? Slash it with your sword! Simple stuff! But what about more complex problems, like sneaking into a barbarian infested town where everyone is looking to kill you? Swords won't fix that. Unless..? Now, I'm not saying that it's the PERFECT solution to infiltrating the Mad Baron of Drelev's home, but maybe... just maybe... we can swing our swords at this too! No? Bad idea? Darn, whatever. Our heroes will probably think of a smarter idea. It's time for the Kingmakers to find out exactly what's going on with Fort Drelev, and try topple the crooked crown that lies atop it!

Breath Weapons get breathed.  Disguises get put on. Dreams get dreamt.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the least suspicious way to walk into a Brothel Church?

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The best way to make friends with someone is to do something that they'll like. Usually that means offering to listen to someone's interests, maybe buy them a nice cake or something- but in the case of the Cruel, Swamp-Dwelling Goggard worshipers of a demon goddess, it's not so easy! Our heroes find themselves fighting off the cruel naga which had bewitched the priest-king of the Boggards in order to gain their favour and bring peace to the marshes- but honestly, can we just settle for knitting them a nice cardigan or something? I'm tired of having to killing monsters for other people!

Poems get recited. Rings get given. Baby Carriages get investigated.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the most likely outcome from pulling a mysterious sword out of a spooky rock formation in the middle of the water?

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A mission of intrigue requires everything to go right. It takes skills, guts, and stealth to get in and out without being spotted. Or, alternatively, you could be infiltrating the caves of some grossly incompetent Boggards who have no real idea what they're doing. The Kingmakers wish for an audience with the Demon-worshipping Priest King Sopoko, and they don't want a fight- but unfortunately for them, the Boggards of the swamp village of M'Bottu certainly do, and their surprisingly vicious frog guide Garuum is aching for revenge. What's up with these guys and revenge, anyway?! Vengeance this, vindication that- can't the Boggards just sit down and talk with one another? It's a marshy dungeon crawl adventure for our heroes as they navigate the tunnels of M'Bottu and try end the Boggard attacks on the merchants of Kilcela!

Frogs get pelted. Tamers get munched. Deals get made.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you politely tell a naga you're not interested in a friendship with them?

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Culture Shock! Whenever you visit a new place, you're bound to find a few customs you're unused to. But what's with everyone here in the swamp trying to drown us to please their assorted gods? Our heroes venture deeper into the murky Hooktongue Sloughs to investigate a barony conquered by barbarians and a clan of frogfolk that have been attacking travelers on the roads to their kingdom. But first, they must overcome some of the hazards of the marshes- such as a trio of hideous bog mummy clerics of the goddess of undeath! Onwards and forwards, heroes, and guide this motley expedition of lizardmen, gnomish mapmakers, corvid treasurehunters and furious frogmen deeper into the wilds!

 Gas pockets get popped. Balls get punched. Villages get sneaked through. 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best backrubbing technique to calm a raging Boggard?

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