Dice Will Roll

A lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies weren't around in Fantasy Times! Yeehaw! The Kingmakers have encountered an unusual new friend- because hey, we've already gone so far, why not add a feral child to the mix? But as they take a second to hide away in this abandoned lodge, rather than answer questions, all of this brings up only more. An island of druids? A dead poet? The hungry darkness? Put on your thinking caps and lock your doors- our heroes have quite the spooky night ahead of them!

Floorboards get creaked. Windows get scratched. Dubious deals get made.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what class is the most likely to survive a horror movie?

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The Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testimony from unreliable faerie sources and an awful nightmare- not exactly the best clues in the world. As such, our heroes are tracking down the most likely suspects- an evil cannibal cult of an old centaur god?! There really is no such thing as an easy adventure these days, huh? Well, no matter. I guess it's time to go track down some horse people! Onwards-ho!

Fingers get bitten. Fires get watched. Rocks get spotted. 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it a dumb idea to name your warrior clan's name after a pun?

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 They say not to judge a book by its cover, but maybe they should also say not to judge a gnome by its height! Our heroes have come across a camp of ghastly Spriggans- grey skinned, hairless gnomes with a tendency to make mountains out of molehills- and switch their sizes up to match! Are these deceitful foes the ones who caused everyone in the city of Varnhold to vanish? If so, how! Why! Where did they put them? But one question looms over the others- who is this Supreme Leader they're all terrified of? Mystery is in the air, but before all else- we have some gnomes to gnash! Let's roll!

Towers get fallen from. Escapes get blocked. Nightmares get had.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it acceptable to kill a bad guy if they're crying like, real real hard?

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Knock knock! Anyone home? No? Huh. When a single house does this, it's a normal afternoon- the residents might be out having a picnic, going on a hike, practicing wizardry or something. But when a whole city has been completely abandoned, with no sign of a struggle or even a hint of where they might have gone aside from a single ominous word carved into the the door of an inn, something's definitely up. Our heroes have crossed into the nation of Varnhold to investigate why their neighbouring kingdom has gone radio silent, but the discovery that they're not just ignoring them, but are all gone is more than a little chilling. Now they must put on their detective caps and investigate the empty barony, because all of this raises a single question- if they're not here, then where did the people of Varnhold go?

Jars get knocked over. Books get read. Gods get discovered.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I identify someone based solely on their hands?

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Winter comes to the Duchy of Kilcela, a rising nation starting to gain fame around the Stolen Lands for its victories against the beasts and bandits which once plagued its lands. From the hilltop city of St. Gilmorg, to the farming town of Fangberry and even the village of Monsters, Sootscale Hill, our heroes have a fine kingdom at their hands. But as the natural beauty of the cold months roll in, so too does the darkness of night- and when a harrowing message arrives informing the Duke, the High Priestess and the Sheriff that something mysterious is afoot, and they're being asked to investigate, a creeping dread comes over them all. What's happened to the neighbouring nation of Varnhold? Why won't they send back any messengers sent to them? And most importantly, why has one of our heroes dear friends not returned from his quick trip to visit them? Alden, Ichor and Kaska embark to a strange new land in search of answers... but what else truly awaits them in the craggy hills of the Nomen Heights?

Journeys get prepared. Eels get eaten. Dread begins to crawl.

All this and more in Dice Will Roll's first episode of Kingmaker Book 3: THE VARNHOLD VANISHING, where we ask the hard questions like: is it cannibalism to eat a Halfling?

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For months, the Barony of Kilcela, a newfound nation of heroes and adventurers alike, has been harassed by a shadow of itself- Kongerike, the Kingdom of Monsters. Lead by Hargulka, the Troll King, Kongerike has sent wolves to hunt Kilcela's people, lizardfolk to kidnap its children and, most recently, attempted to invade and capture one of its towns. Today, Kilcela fights back. Leading an army to go free the captured slaves taken by the trolls, Baron Ichor Eteoclese, High Priestess Kaska Tanavin and Sheriff Alden Felstad have one goal: end the cruel reign of Hargulka, once and for all! But no matter how straightforward a plan this may seem, darkness lurks around the corner- what dangerous secrets does the King of Monsters hide? And what powerful foes has he allied himself with?

Crits get rolled. Monsters get slashed. Romances get sparked.

All this and more in this, the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker Book 2: RIVERS RUN RED, where we ask the hard questions like: is it true that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, or is that just small creature propaganda?

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Dab dab dab!

My mother always told me to help older folks, that they'd lived long lives and deserved respect. What does she expect me to do when the old man we just met in the woods is not only shrieking and cackling as he tries gut us with a sword, but also commanding his terrifying cryptid bull-dinosaur-lion monster thing to eat us alive?! En-route to scout out the villainous Kingdom of Trolls deep within the Western Woods, our heroes are ambushed by a mad hermit and his monstrous companion. Will they defeat this diabolical duo, or are they destined to fall here before they can save their kingdom from the vicious monsters of Kongerike and end up as dog chow? 

Weapons get picked up. Trees get lifted. Final conflicts get prepared.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best way to clear your head after breathing in toxic fumes?

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A hero's job is to fight evil with your allies. A group of mercenaries duel against a dragon to steal its hoard. Explorers fight off hungry undead as they explore uncharted crypts. But when you're up against two dozen giant trolls with a hunger for destruction... m-maybe it's time for a bigger group to take them on? Our Kingmakers gather together to fight off the evil trolls of the wicked kingdom of Kongerike, who have invaded their land and captured the peaceful village of Fangberry! Only through great bravery, cunning tactics, and a shitload of burning arrows have they any hope to liberate the quiet hamlet from certain doom at the hands of these monsters! Alright, everyone? On my mark! Three... two... one... CHARGE!!

Plans get hatched. Boulders get thrown. Spears get discovered. 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it cheating to just cast "Cause Heart Attack" on your enemy mid-fight?

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