Dice Will Roll

Do you ever see someone, and your heart just stops, and you know that this- this perfect being- this is what your whole life has been leading up to? All the pain, the anxiety, the stress of existing on this mortal plane, it was all worth it to meet this person? That's what it's like to look at a horse. Ecstatic over new inhabitants of the Barony of Kilcela and the treasures they bring with them, our adventurers are horse crazy- but not crazy crazy, you know? Better save that kind of insane for the rumoured cult of the hag goddess which is growing in power day by day. Someone should maybe do something about that, and those someones should probably be our brave Kingmakers- but like, give us a second, we're admiring the way the wind blows in their manes! 

Bribes get taken. Tripwires get tripped. Terrible future conflicts get revealed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it obnoxious to use a title like "The Unkillable" if I just haven't died yet?

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Sibling rivalries suck! But there really is a difference between your sister stealing your shirt and your brother rising from the dead to slay you for not burying you with his legendary sword. What a jerk, right? Get over it! You don't even need the sword anymore! Why not allow some daring adventurers raid your tomb and keep it for themselves? Our heroes are here for the Sword of the Cairn, and they're not going to take no for an answer. It's a fight to the undeath deep inside this ancient grave, and it's up to our party, our fighter's mom and a wolf to show this creep that his reign is long over. Just make sure not to get in the way of this Barbarian King's undying rage!

Hugs get given. Barrels get drank. Advice gets given.
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it ethical to rob from a tomb if the guy buried there was an asshole?

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There are several truths in this world. When something goes up, it must come down. Everything that has a beginning also has an end. When your mom says she wants to do something, you must do so. Well, okay, the last one isn't necessarily universally applicable, but in the case of one of our dear heroes, it certainly is! Challenged with bringing the mother of our Half-Orc fighter out into the wilds to enter a tomb and steal an ancient, legendary sword from the clutches of an undead menace, our heroes must overcome treacherous landscapes, face powerful foes, and tease their companion about his baby pictures. Milf rights!

Mushrooms get picked. Stories get told. Traps get sprung.
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I stop a swarm of bats from panicking?

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Huff! Puff! Howl-Of-The-North-Wind, a monstrous talking wolf, has come to the kingdom of Kilcela, and he's lured its leaders into a trap! And if that weren't bad enough, he's apparently in kahoots with the evil Troll King from the South? But fear not- once our heroes slay this fearsome worg and his cronies, surely everything will return to normal, right? Maybe we can relax, rule the kingdom in peace, even pass a few laws. Maybe I could catch up with that book I've been meaning to read. And maybe that guy who's been criticizing the Kingmakers in front of growing crowds will finally shut up! Perhaps all that's wishful thinking- but no worries! In the meantime, though- these three little piggies have a big bad wolf to kill!

Beasts get slain. Meetings get had. Investigations get made.
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I look menacing while sitting in someone's kitchen?
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Daring quests. Heroic journeys. Brave adventures. All of these are great and all, but... on top of ruling your own kingdom, it can get kind of draining to keep doing all those things. Sometimes, you just need to relax! Whether it's going out visiting fancy shops or going for a drink and meeting up with old friends, there's tonnes of ways to chill between adventures. But as rumours swirl of dangerous beasts in the hinterlands of your nation, and certain unscrupulous individuals pin your adventures as the cause of these monstrosities... aw, jeez, it's gonna be on the Kingmakers to go fix this problem too, huh? Can't a Baron catch a break around here?

Rings get inspected. Hugs get given. Footprints get tracked.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I tell if the tavern I'm in is actually a church?
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For those in the adventuring business, there's two cardinal rules- don't split the party, and don't let your most powerful foes get away. But you know, mistakes can get made! So what if you accidentally let both happen at once? Quite a lot, apparently. On a mission to save a child from a tribe of lizardfolk, our heroes split up to get the job done, only for one half to end up on his own guarded by ochre jellies and the other half confronting an old foe back at his own tricks and a monstrous lizard king the size of a house.  Oh, also, they need to protect this child too? Stakes are high, and tensions even higher- will the Kingmakers be able to save this kid and make it out of the Lair of the Iruxi Tribe in one piece? Or are they fated to end up as crocodile meat? Drawings get made. Asses get slapped. Throats get ripped.All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I convince my friend to stop turning into a wolf?Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRollPatreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8FMusic Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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Hey folks!! Quick update- the last episode of Dice Will Roll experienced a glitch during the upload! While converting from WAV to MP3, the last ten minutes dropped. Thankfully though, it was an easy fix. People who've already listened to Ep. 17 might have been confused by the abrubt finish and no outro music- that was an error. The actual ending, full of high stakes, high tension and the return of an old foe is LIVE! Go check it out, one hour and twenty minutes in, and keep it rolling everyone!

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One of the best things about ruling a kingdom is watching it bloom. Farms, towns, cities all rising up from nothing- pretty neat! But with every kingdom comes myths and legends, and when one myth seemingly comes true and startles the locals by snatching someone away... well, that's all sorts of spooky! Our valiant heroes must push into the swampy banks of the Tuskwater Lake in search of a mysterious hag who's stolen a child away- but are things as cut and dry as they seem? One way or another... it looks like we've got a soggy adventure on our hands!

Monsters get scouted. Bells get rung. Old, familiar faces reveal themselves. 

All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it normal for a Scarecrow to turn its head to stare at you when you're not looking?

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When you're ruling your own kingdom, you need to keep an ear to the ground and listen to what the people have to say. For some kings, that means you must slay the dragon which plagues their village. Some queens must wage war against fiendish demons which stalk the night, hunting the citizens of their towns. But sometimes, a ruler is asked to deal with the strange spontaneous outbreak of pranks and goofs which their local farmlands are suffering from. Wanna bet which one our party is facing? But when the suspected culprits' jokes turn out to be a lot crueler than their usual practical jokes, the Kingmakers must investigate- because when dealing with the capricious fey, it pays to be careful and make sure there's not something more sinister afoot. 

Plans get made. Hostages get taken. Trees get given. 

All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it okay to cuddle a wolf like a teddy bear?

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In the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterious plots and killing unicorns and stuff. But... wait, are we sure it's her? If the legendary fey hunted by our heroes is really here, would she truly have only left like, two or three traps? Surely she could have invested in some better security than a plantman and a quickling! But if it's not her, then who is it? Why are they here? Why are they using her name? And what truly lurks within? There's only one way to find out- rush in foolhardily and hope for the best!

Dances get danced. Soapboxes get stood on. Friends return home.  

All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I convince the tavern keeper to let my dire wolf into the bar?

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