Dice Will Roll

After a busy day adventuring, our heroes of the wilds get ready to continue their quest, but come upon a few minor roadblocks which cause them to reconsider their plan of action. And by a few, I mean a single one. And by minor, I mean super major. And by reconsider their plan of action, I mean realize this whole bandit-slaying thing just got a million times more deadly. For our heroes, I mean.

 Dreams get discussed. Warnings get given. Companions get introduced. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it a problem if I find the grizzled silver fox with an axe to my throat kinda sexy? 

  

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Deep beneath a haggard old tree, our group of explorers, adventurers and a wolf have found an unlikely friend, and have promised to help him take back what's been stolen from his clan. But things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes, you just gotta fight your way through waves of bugs and other icky creatures before you can continue on your mission to go kick some bandit ass. That's how the saying goes, right?

Kobolds go cower. Vermin get sliced. Idols get dethroned. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What color is centipede blood, anyway?

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Our heroes, Alden Felstad the Half-Orc Fighter, Ichor Eteocles the Human Bard and Kaska Tanavin the Half-Elf Druid (and Issorar the wolf!) start their journey through the Stolen Lands in search of some evil-doers they're hoping to tangle with. However, turns out finding where they went is a little harder than they expected in an uncharted wilderness!

Skeletons get investigated. Caves get discovered. Monsters get slain. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... How do you stop a Kobold from crying?

 

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Enter the Stolen Lands; an untamed wilderness thriving with brigands, beasts and worse. In desperate need of heroes, a call to adventure was put out- unfortunately, no heroes were available to respond, so we just settled for a handful of gay dorks.

Join Dice Will Roll in their new campaign, a conversion of the iconic Kingmaker Adventure Path to Pathfinder 2nd Edition for an irreverent journey through modern TTRPG, with adventures spanning from rolling 4 Nat 1's in a row to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse. 

Bandits get bitten. Stew gets crunched. Journeys get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What's the fastest way to get rid of a Bandit Problem?

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We had an unfortunate incident with a harddrive, and as such, lost a majority of our files- but we'll be damned if we let that get in the way of us being the coolest and gayest podcast we can be! Expect more content soon- bigger, better, and easier to listen to! Thank you for supporting us in this rough position we've found ourselves in- we promise we'll make it worthwhile!

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Deeper into the tomb our heroes venture, seeking out the ultimate treasure: friendship. Or maybe cool gems, I'm not sure what their goal is here, and I'm the guy narrating their journey. The party doesn't trust the GM. The druid is certain that fire beats water, for god knows what reason. The ranger goes fishing. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like: an arrow is moving at a speed of 367 m/s when it embeds into a lump of moist clay. The arrow penetrates for a distance of 0.0621 m. Determine the acceleration of the arrow while moving into the clay. (Assume a uniform acceleration.)

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Tomb raiding is okay if it's for the sake of saving the world, okay? We're all clear on that? Good. Glad we're on the same page. A horse blasts fire. A vulture vanishes to thin air. The gang grab some crystals. All this and more in today's episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like: Would it be wise to make an Earth Wind and Fire tribute band full of elementals?

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When we last left our intrepid adventurers, they were finally about to enter the tomb of Tular Seft, when suddenly- what? More hyenas? And these ones have SWORDS? What the hell. Horus the Shrike rolls some dice. Heals are on short supply. The gang enter a tomb. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like: what do you MEAN you don't sell fantasy burgers in this fantasy Starbucks?!

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Hyenas?! I thought we were doing Aladdin, not The Lion King! I suppose we're covering all our bases this time, aren't we? The Shrike has a lovely meal. The party sneaks past danger. Several times. Like, so many times. It's actually quite startling. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I justify to my Wizard parents that I think I want to be a Barbarian?

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Like Arabian Daaaaays! More often than not, they're hotter than hot, in a LOT of good ways! Our story takes us to the desert land of Katapesh, where a group of adventurers have been contracted to retrieve a mysterious treasure from a long-forgotten tomb! The Ranger foams at the mouth. The Rogue REALLY wants some gems. The Druid makes a friend. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like: Can I wish for more wishes, or is that cheap as hell?

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