Dice Will Roll

umu

You know how the traditional saying goes- when someone sends an invasion force to conquer a small town on the border of our kingdom, we need to find out who's behind it, why they did it and how to stop them from doing it again. What, nobody says that? Well, they should! The Kingmakers are saddling up for an expedition into the Hooktongue Slough to investigate a mad baron, an undying barbarian and a clan of boggards so that they can defend the Duchy of Kilcela from further attack. With escorts from the village of lizardfolk, quests from curious characters in the tavern, and a few familiar faces showing up again, this adventure deep into the swamps of the west is sure to prove an exciting one! Gather your exploration gear, adventurers- we're about to show the world what we've got!

Interrogations get conducted. Drinks get drank. Fireballs go nuclear. 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I effectively jail a pixie?

Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll

Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq

Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/

Music Via Owlcat Games
Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Duchy of Kilcela has entered a period of peace and prosperity over the last year; the nation has expanded, its leaders risen in fame for their legendary feats and you know what? Tourism is doing pretty good too. But when a hearty meal in the idyllic town of Tatzylford is interrupted by a stranger baring a dire warning of impending doom, our heroes are faced with an unfortunate fact: when you go around stopping bad guys every day for a living, eventually, a few of them are going to want revenge! It's a veritable siege today, fellas, as the Kingmakers face off against an invasion of foes from the woods, both new and old- and they're all that stands between the forces of destruction and the town they must rally and fight back with! Barbarians, witches and giants, oh my! Grab your sword, study your spellbook- the Siege of Tatzylford begins today!

Bad Guys get bisected. Heads get exploded. Poems get recited.

All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 4: BLOOD FOR BLOOD, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the easiest way to convince a nine year old not to use their shapeshifting powers for evil?

Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll

Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq

Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/

Music Via Owlcat Games
Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Imagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can imagine the kind of stress the Kingmakers are under! After rescuing a prisoner of the undead cyclopses from their captor, our brave heroes must now make their way deeper into the Tomb of Vordakai and face whatever horrors lie within. Zombies? No sweat! Daemons? Pushover? But remember, dear traveler, that often times, the scariest things aren't the foes you face- but what you stand to lose. And also, the foes you face, if they're like, really really scary. Like, dang, this is a spooky one.

Pits get leaped. Frescoes get glanced at. Hearts get broken.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I console a weeping phantom?

Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll

The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki 

Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq

Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/
Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll
Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll
Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u
Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F
Music Via Owlcat Games
Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different.  Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden deep in the mountains on the trail of the populace of the entire vanished city of Varnhold. Could this be where they went? What brought them here, to an isolated island deep in the treacherous cyclopse gravelands? A veritable tomb of horrors awaits these daring adventurers as they try solve the mystery of the true nature of Vordakai's Isle once and for all. After that... can we finally go home? I miss the woods, these mountains suck! And I'm pretty sure I got a stone in my shoe!

Secret doors get opened. Blood gets boiled. Wheels get spun.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the safest way to talk your way out of a fight with a fiend without losing your soul?

Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll

The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki 

Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq

Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/
Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll
Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll
Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u
Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F
Music Via Owlcat Games
Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all this terror and torture. Now as the snow of winter starts to come down and our heroes must trek into the forbidden canyons of the Valley of the Dead, they must face even more gruesome foes. How long until we can go home again? Not until we solve the mystery that brought us here in the first place?! This sucks! I signed up to be part of a group of adventuring heroes, not a crime-solving gang of teens! One way or another, though, our heroes must be brave- for now, they have to prepare themselves to set foot into a taboo valley, untouched by the locals for centuries... and see what dwells within.

Blessings get given. Lairs get investigated. Cliffs get jumped. 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how much healing does kissing a booboo better do?

Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll

The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki 

Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq

Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/
Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll
Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll
Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u
Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F
Music Via Owlcat Games
Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly unusual, plane-hopping ally in Zzamas the Phase Spider, an enormous arachnid with a human head and promises of treasure, they now find themselves face to face with an even more unusual foe- the gruesome Xill, alien monstrosities with jaws, claws and a real bad attitude! It's time for a fight around a weak spot between worlds around the mythic Ghost Stone in a bid to win this creepy spider lady back her home and get on with the mystery of Varnhold!

Chests get opened. Birds get ridden. Doors get slammed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the easiest way to make it down a waterfall in one piece?

Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll

The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki 

Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq

Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/
Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll
Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll
Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u
Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F
Music Via Owlcat Games
Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So sorry! This is to ensure that the edited version of the episode is up to scratch. Look forward to it, it's one of my favourite episodes so far!