Dice Will Roll

The First World- a plane of overwhelming positive energy, where life sprouts and grows in weird and wild ways. The home of the Fey... and now, the latest stomping ground of the Kingmakers. As our heroes search the untamed wilds for their longtime foe, they must overcome terrible tasks- from giant, pulsing fungus giants, to shadowy ice priests, to unrelenting nightmares... and who knows what the Paths of Peril which line the cursed woods of the Thousandbreaths have in store for our adventurers? It's a brave new world out there... one that the Kingmakers are dead set on mapping!

Heads get chopped. Trees get snacked on. Parties get split.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it safe to fall asleep in a Will-O-Wisp's garden?

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Every story has a beginning, middle and end... and this one approaches its end. After successfully protecting their kingdom from the interdimensional scourge of the Season of Bloom, the Kingmakers can finally move onto the offence, bringing their fight to the dreaded Green Lady themselves! But with a Fey Queen, that can only mean one thing... leaving their world behind and following her into the First World, the plane of the faeries. But with deadly challenges lying in wait, one question rests on the shoulders of our heroes... will they ever return to Kilcela? Or will they remain in the forest of the Thousandbreaths... forever after? 

Tattoos get given. So longs get said. Portals get entered. 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you best prepare calamari made from a Kraken?

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Huge apologies, everyone! One of the ambients we had in the background of ep 72's second half was accidentally left on max volume instead of min, and it makes it hard to hear the episode itself. Refresh a few times, and it should be okay! So sorry, thank you for being patient!

BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK, MY SON! THE JAWS THAT BITE! THE CLAWS THAT CATCH! The Season of Bloom is ending... but not before one last legendary fight against one of the most fearsome foes of the First World... the Jabberwock! This monstrous Tane has only rarely had survivors to its monstrous rampages, and it's headed directly for Levet's Crossing; the same place the Kingmakers started their journey through the Stolen Lands five years ago now. Can the Kingmakers protect the town and its people from this mythical monster and get them to safety? Or will the town fall to the eyes of flame of this demonic dragon? Take your vorpal blade in hand, and get snicker-snacking... it's a final showdown, and the safety of Kilcela relies on our three heroes winning!

Stories get told. Stews get interrupted. Swords get tossed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how high a jump is TOO high a jump?

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There comes a time in every adventurer's life that they must take their sword and live out the fantasy of every legendary hero... slay a dragon! And while all this is well and good... isn't the task before the Kingmakers today a little much? After getting a distress call from the Nomen Centaurs of Varnhold, the Kingmakers must travel to the other side of the country to face down a mighty foe. But are they prepared for their true quest today? Can our heroes overcome this mythic challenge and go down in history? Or is today the day they die a heroic death at the hands of the most iconic of all foes? Hold your breath and raise your shield- we're going on a dragon hunt!

Swords get polished. Food gets delivered. Hoards get pilfered.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is this kind of challenge a hint that the DM's been slighted in some way?!

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Boom! Boom! The Season of the Bloom is starting to draw close to the end, and our heroes have finally awoken their most powerful weapon yet. Nothing can stop the Kingmakers now!  But the fight is far from over yet; as much research as they do to try to prepare, there's little they can do but wait as the final Blooms begin to grow. And when a mysterious door appears in the middle of the royal library... well, there's not much else you can do but follow it, and see where it goes, is there? Grab your daughter swords, gang, and climb through the doorway- we've a garden to preen!

Folklore gets studied. Doors get opened. Fires get started.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... can a faerie dragon be a nihilist if its whole existence depends on it being happy?

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An adventuring party is only as good as their recurring villain, sure... but what do you do when a villain just won't stay dead? The Kingmakers delve more into the story of Count Ranalc, the banished Fey Lord, and run into a nasty dead end... an old foe who just won't take a hint. Who is Mikos the Unkillable? Why won't fire or acid kill him, like a regular troll? Why has he been meddling in the plans of the Kingmakers for so long? Who is his mysterious mother? And, perhaps the question that's been plaguing our heroes for the last 4 years...

What is he, really?

The Kingmakers go to war with one of their oldest foes in a shocking twist of revelations and horror! Can they be victorious? Or shall Mikos remain unkillable once again? 

Mysteries get chased. Lore gets dropped. Monsters get revealed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... can a faerie dragon be a nihilist if its whole existence depends on it being happy?

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Please, can we have just one day to relax? The Season of Bloom marches forward, bringing with it new weirdness that alters reality as we know it. Fresh out of the Frozen Bloom, our heroes have a few questions they want to ask- who is the mysterious Fae Count they've found stories of, and what does he have to do with the wicked Dryad Queen, the Green Lady? Hopefully there won't be any wacky adventures to distract them in their quest to- hold on, I've just been handed a card. Um... yeah, okay. It says here the swamp just got turned into a watercolour painting and there's something rippling just beneath the surface. Okay. Cool. Well, I suppose the Count can wait- we've a bog to save, everyone!

 Acid gets fallen into. Twigs get given. Legends get recited.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it cute or super freaky if your pet wolf figures out how to open up doors and get meat out of the cupboard himself?

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If knowing is half the battle, then how come nerds have so much trouble beating barbarians, huh? Our heroes realise there's much more to their fey-world foes than they'd anticipated, and with a trusty book in hand in the form of Zuddiger's Picnic, they head to their local library to do some research. As they learn more about their opponents, new mysteries uncover themselves- who's this mysterious count we're reading about? What has he got to do with the Green Lady? And more pressingly... what's he got to do with the snowstorm billowing out from the mines in the local quarry town?! Pull on your parka; we're going on a journey through the ice and cold!

Walls get climbed. Gaps get leapt. Graves get shattered. 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you fit four frost giants in a cramped up cave?

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