Diddy Pod

Diddy Dick and Diddy Dom have boarded the 15.32 to Milton Keynes, following a red hot tip off that Samuel L Jackson is going to visit his aunt. After being chased out of First Class for having No Class, they take on the stewardess in a game of Tea Time Slamdown and visit a very noisy Quiet Carriage, but if they’re going to reach Jackson it’s going to require a full on Hollywood action sequence that it’s a shame you can’t see!

The Diddies have gone intergalactic as they broadcast live from a space station orbiting planet earth. They’ve been given a top tip that star Star Wars star John Boyega is up there right now getting ready for a new role. This is the perfect chance for Dick and Dom to annoy people in a completely different galaxy with their inane trivia and collection of Star Wars memorabilia before trying to get a scoop on what’s next in the franchise. It all goes wrong when a game of ‘What Does This Button Do?’ sets off an emergency sequence.

The Diddies have parked their ice cream van on Diddypool Beach (free parking, luvvie!) to enjoy the sea, sand and slots, and also nab an interview with Benedict Cumberbatch who’s here getting away from it all. Which includes getting away from them, in a high speed donkey chase and a Punch and Judy disguise, before finally collaring him for a game of Sherlock Holmes Under The Hammer. Their perfect seaside day ends as the tide comes in and floods the van, shouldn’t have left the hatch open!

The Diddies are coming in your ears from 30,000 feet – from First Class, no less! Diddy Dom’s really impressed until he realises that Diddy Dick has got them work experience as stewards, they’re at everyone’s beck and call until they disable all the call buttons. Diddy Dick’s found out that Brie Larson, Captain Marvel herself, is on this plane and it’s their chance to get an exclusive interview – if everyone will just stop pressing those ruddy buttons every five flipping seconds. Get your own pretzels, lazybones!

It’s time for another podcast, and Diddy Dick has snuck the Diddy Pod into the men’s changing rooms at Wembley Stadium – the England squad are practising today, it’s their chance to surprise them (no kidding) and get an interview with the captain. Diddy Dom doesn’t know the first thing about football, good job Diddy Dick’s a real know it all.

Diddy Dick and Dom plumb new depths as they sneak on board a navy submarine in search of an exclusive interview with Daniel Craig who’ll do anything to avoid them. As they search, Diddy Dick repeatedly fails to get the hang of the fact that he can’t open the window whenever he wants. It’s a good job there’s a REAL secret agent on board – none other than Meghan Markle herself, shh, don’t blow her cover!

Welcome to this new BBC podcast. The first episode will be published within seven days.