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Steve thinks Chinese women with long, wet hair are terrifying and Jason concurs. Also, a variety of instances in which murder may or may not have taken place are discussed. Finally, Jason patents the Sneez-Guard for Elbows.

Steve mentions a corn maze made for old people, so Jason helps him to perfect this very lucrative venture. Also, fun pranks you can pull on your friends when you visit some confusing maize! Finally, both guys are fed up with pop culture references in Dreamworks animated movies. References aren't jokes, people.

Thanks to the frights in the comic, Behind You, Jason relives his crippling fear of the dark and what lurks in the shadows. Steve, on the other hand, enjoys the bright, gamemaker's frivolity in The Meatly. Also, Travis Hansen has a Kickstarter that might finally pop Steve's crowdfunding cherry.

Jason enjoyed Hell in a Cell a fair bit more than Steve, but both men agreed that the show was better than they expected. Highlights: TJ Perkins tried to Cesaro himself, all three Cell matches brought something good to the table, coordinating, competing outfits, Roman Reigns' unnecessary accessories, and streaks are dumb and ruin everything. The guys also talk briefly about the Owen Hart/British Bulldog match they watched and Steve finds out that Jason has never seen an Owen Hart match before. A news lightning round wraps things up!

How gross are retainers? Really gross, right? And Steve thinks he might have superpowers, but Jason is convinced they're relegated to his face. Also, where IS Wonder Woman REALLY from and find out why the guys called Steve's wife the Chinese Jesus.

Jason had a bad experience doing characters on a podcast. Sorry, you'll have to settle for the webcomics that Steve found instead, like She-Dwarf and Post-It note art from instachaaz. Don't worry, Jason will be back to his old self soon, and might even mention a comic that's not Binwin's Minions to boot!

Woof. Talk about a terrible go home episode of RAW to take us to Hell in a Cell. Steve and Jason take turns hating on all things Monday Night, including Lesnar's bizarre non-promo, repetition, and MAKING HERSTORY. Also, both guys agree that Smackdown is the better show now. Join us all for this weird, WTF-ish build-up to tomorrow's event!

Welcome! This is Tom, he’ll be smelling your face. Also, we learn about Steve and Jason’s zombie survival plans, why Steve thinks being a decent human being is a superpower, and the tough decisions that superheroes must make every day. Email your thoughts and questions to [email protected]!

Steve finally found a way to get Jason interested in his intros! While we have his attention, let's talk about Edison Rex, the scams of Sam Jain, Thunderbird, and Paper and Glass.

Everyone loves a good underdog story, and WWE has concocted a fun one with James Ellsworth! Also, Goldberg returned and cut a really long promo, just like you'd expect him to do based on his previous matches and feuds. Finally, we run down the week's NXT doings, which are always good news and never crushingly depressing. Also, we have another match for you to watch and tell us about!