The world is in danger, and Bo Dallas is our destructor! Will the cruiserweights save us? Or must we wait for Broken Matt Hardy to leave his current post at TNA and return home to the WWE, brokenness and all? Amidst the chaos and devastation, you'll also find our rundown of the Clash of Champions card.

Steve wonders aloud about urban farming and the dumb habits of some animals, and Jason laments framing his old childhood drawings. Together, the guys have a laugh at the expense of the basis behind the Star Wars franchise, Laser Boy and Laser Kid.

What creeps you out the most? Steve and Jason use the comic, Deep Dark Fears, to discuss this very topic. Warren Ellis also has a new comic due in 2017, Steve found an Ark, and Jason swears there are many great Things In Squares. Come, share, if you dare!

What’ll it take to make Jason pay for a Patreon? A cool Irish name. What’ll it take for Steve to get excited to go to space? A spike-covered dark god who needs killing. What’ll it take for Jason to brave the darkest of all possible dungeons? Putting it on his Vita. What’ll it take for Steve to finally appreciate his family? Turning on permadeath.

In this grand new era of Kevin Owens' championship run, CM Punk spectacularly debuts in UFC, Bo Dallas is back (as a brutish destroyer of jobbers?) and the team of Heath Slater and Rhyno succeed against all odds! That sounds better to us!

Ever wonder what it was like to be approached while on a cruise by a woman wishing to shave the Batman symbol into your chest hair? Me neither! So let's live vicariously through Steve with this wonderful tale about love, lust, and losing yourself to a world of house music and cruise orgies.

What creeps you out the most? Steve and Jason use the comic, Deep Dark Fears, to discuss this very topic. Warren Ellis also has a new comic due in 2017, Steve found an Ark, and Jason swears there are many great Things In Squares. Come, share, if you dare!

We start off with the newest Mario game coming straight to a device probably currently in your pocket, then try to figure out who the new half generation of consoles is for. After that we learn that Steve used to think robots were normal and that his kids try to win his love by opening chests. By the way, Jason killed all the Pokemon.

Everything's changing! Del Rio left WWE (again), the Usos turned heel, and CM Punk's first MMA bout has come and gone. Thankfully, we have another Final Deletion as comfort food. Hear our thoughts on country road clown prostitutes, nut-shot happy kangaroos, and CRAZZY STEVE!

Is breastfeeding a great thing for men and women? Our team investigates! And who's a better choice to watch: Ronald McDonald's cold, judging stare, or a harmless neckbeard like Steve? Also, children getting familiar with their anatomy through artful expression and a baffling statistic: why are women so much better at drawing men's bits and pieces than the very men who own them?