Ever wonder what happens to a Chinese razor when it meets an American beard? Find out the answer to that question, as well as whether or not there exists a Hooters that won't air a WWE event. Plus, kegels for men, the despair that is living like Adam Levine, and FANTASY.

This week, Steve has a couple comics worth checking out in Tea Dragon Society and Call of the Sentinel. While he failed to do his main job, Jason does have thoughts on The Last Halloween, which returns for a Halloween-timed update, and the laboriously-titled Table Titans tale, Legends of Fallen Veil: Alondu: Port of Call.

There's so much wrestling on these days, we have to decide what to talk about and what to abandon like a pre-live episode of Smackdown. Luckily, Jason took in a local NXT show a couple weeks back and has some notes to share on his experience. The guys also briefly recap the No Mercy results and Steve confuses his son as to the look and physical features of John Cena and Gary Johnson.

It's time, yet again, to discuss the many foibles of Jason getting a haircut, and this time, we're adding picking out hairstyles like a Sim might to the mix. Also, how ARE Kid and Play and Kris and Kross doing these days? Also, Jason's 4-year-old is probably a YouTuber. Click "Like" and subscribe!

Hey, another Table Titans comic is coming! And Cucumber Quest and Cosmic Scoundrels are both getting printed! And The Pigeon Gazette and The Ink Apprentice are both quirky and well worth checking out! Awesome!

WWE is truly looking to become the home of all wrestling in the world, if the news about a purchase of the TNA and Ring of Honor tape libraries are to be believed. We also present our notes on the Ospreay/Ricochet match we mentioned last week, and then run down the card for tomorrow's No Mercy event.

Our first theme episode! Steve spends the time he should be using to find new webcomics, edit podcasts, and take care of his family instead thinking about animals and whether or not they're carrying their weight. So much time, in fact, that we have to settle for a bunch of his strange rants in this episode. This could serve as evidence someday, so pay attention. Also, Jason found a police report about a raccoon attack. Enjoy.

While comparing mnemonic devices with Jason, Steve found out that They Can Talk while also checking in with Lake Gary for ... reasons. Meanwhile, Jason is finding out things about LINE Webtoons, the webcomics destination that has caught fire this year.

The Dusty Classic is back, and this one shall be … GLORIOUS. Also, the guys lament the fact that Smackdown is good again, run down the results for the Night of Champions Clashing, and discuss whether TNA should fight for life or give up the ghost.

Need a good non-sequitur comic? Then Eat That Toast! Steve also determines how long a Sword Interval is, Jason introduces us to Zombie Boy, and an old friend, Lackadaisy, has some new, but familiar digs that the guys check out.