Dilettante Ball

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, putting Tony Kolt on blast, coming out the knees, shout out to Sam Kirkland, Slipknot and Korn, Hope Diamond, Young Money, Garnier Fructis, doing anything for money, Hello Kitty isn’t a cat, the worst article we’ve ever gotten, tasteful 9/11 memorials, Cheesie’s is insensitive, this is rock bottom.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, The Disney vault, Helen Keller could see and hear, #HalloweenCreep2K14, candy corn, Colgate Optic White, hurricane categories, Weekly World News,half man half aligator, Devolution Gun, Yahoo Serious, trained bears, huge North Korea book, Tusken Raiders aren’t canon, we forgot plumbing, half of Doctor Who is lost, manatees are not mermaids.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, we will not combine our quarters, #Swag, most expensive Magic card, Pokemon Cards, the color pie, you’ve got to have money to make money, GDI, favorite nerds, milk commercials, getting rid of cake, best way to kill yourself, shout out to Snap Judgement, terminal velocity of a cat, ghosts vs walking skeletons, #HalloweenCreep2K14.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, feminine women that can ride a horse, venn diagrams, Monster tattoos, celebrity sex tapes, Joe Moore, The Room with Tommy Wiseau, #HalloweenCreep2K14, candle facts, favorite homophones, favorite All That bands.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, #HalloweenCreep2K14, state migrations, not Han Solo, you can’t freeze a salad, merchant mechanics, HamDogs, Share a Coke with your friends, 12 step programs, Tetragrammaton, who cares about Yo-Yo Ma, fall into the Cracked.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, A Jangleheart Circus, #HalloweenCreep2K14, shout out to Tim Anderson, Kate Spade Plus 8, Adolph Hitler vs. Dan Aykroyd, henna Dark Marks, shitty jokes, chill the fuck out.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, we don’t have any quarters, The Kilogram, #HalloweenCreep2K14, Halloween Horror Nights, Cowboy From Hell, Shout out to Liz Anderson, real scarecrows.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Kid Cuisine review, vile corn, Steve Clark will be here, Yes we Khan, colorblind test, traits we lost, wars on our turf, what happened to Catholics, the Cavern Club, Norah Jones, typewriters are crazy.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Alcatraz is haunted by Civil War ghosts, chipublib.org, ways to stop an eclipse, programs for dads, Kid Cuisine, milk and cookie parties, cool RAs, cookies in spanish, what do Chinese keyboards look like, Putnam Hotel, Biketoberfest, the saddest thing you’ve ever seen.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, quarters are about the size of dimes, coming up on episode 100, crazy assholes will have to eat their own shit, Gay Pride Whopper, cool cops, animals don’t know better, cat loves the troops, the dragonfly effect, everything is awful let’s start over, 8 year olds slinging racial slurs, jukebox band, what is Thomas the Tank Engine.