What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, South Carolina Flag, chai lattes are for assholes, Pepsi and milk, Dorf on Golf, Ronco Knives, cultural touchstones, Robin Williams, Daytona Beach spring break, 1987 Orlando, Hero.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, the New Mexico Debacle, Tax Day, African flags, Julianne Moore is neither Jodie Foster nor Juliette Lewis, Paul Walker CGI, The Benchwarmers is the worst movie, Boston Dynamics, Robot Supreme Court.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, stupid marketing, Arby’s, Kitty Pryde, Intuition by Jewel, Yellow Submarine, you should have been a Sikh, wine tasting, coconut sugar, Celiac Disease, Fazoli’s, Brady Bunch dinerese, dream jobs.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, shoe slogans, teachers Johnny hates, Publix cake, dioramas, Florida state song, Wyoming is a racial slur, Butte Montana, Akhnaten, people don’t believe the Holocaust happened, talking dogs, 100th anniversary of something.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, running out of popcorn, .org.uk, an historic event, most British sentence, Inverted Jenny, weirdest word you know, Taboo rules, stamps.com, audible.com, adamandeve.com, Legal Zoom, ShutterStock, Workaholics, Sierra Mist Dark, Beanie Babies, milk goatee, Fuck Marry Kill cereals, car smell, girl cars, Brad Pitt naked, Blue Line crash, Ryde Scare.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Canadian dinosaur coin, shout out to Rich Camillucci, CGI Paul Walker, surround sound, 3D haircut, shoutout to Drew Carey, blast down to Greg Proops, Shout Out to Clone Wars, Crimea, Venice votes to leave Italy, creating a separate Star Wars podcast, let’s stop talking about stepping on Legos, difference between Bing and Google, Zodiac Killer.

What’s crappening in this episode: No #GDBQR2014, kinky people come over for group sex, felis catus, Sonic the Hedgehog Gene, pets.com, CueCat, Eet and Ern, Spencer’s passwords, Three Legged Dog, talent shows, dangerously cheesy, Tripp pants, webrings, wizard bongs.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Big Buford, types of train platforms, birds on the train, 4H, bird breeders, horse interactions, DEET, sage burning, Ouija Board episode, Mall Madness, Supermarket Sweep, Spencer doesn’t want to be on television.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Candy Crush went public, Johnny’s dream is to sell out, Fireworks, 40s, Fazoli’s, Billy Dee Williams, Grave Digger not Grave Digger, dye your hair with Kool Aid, Welcome to Rockville, dreadlocks, Baja hoodies, devil sticks, #GDBDLR2014.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, who uses cash, cops, lost old women, Chicago gun violence, ghost fart, iO formerly Improv Olympic, moons of Jupiter, best album vs best record, skeuomorph, Jesus was paleo, MSI, Earthday Birthday.