Dilettante Ball

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, non-latin letters, racist census, cavemen ate tapes, insane Buffy fans, Phantom Menace in 3D, circuses are sad, pranks vs practical jokes, Johnny’s mom’s twitter, DeLand High senior prank.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, fish tests, Johnny Tsunami, Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den, tiny beers, hotmoms, are tongue rings still a thing, CVS will ban tobacco, and how much do drugs weigh?

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014 Week 3, GOMAD, ennui is a French word, Muzzy, is Elvis a real name, *Frozen spoilers*, there’s no way out of being racist or misogynist, progressive won, shout out to Carlos Alazraqui, wazzzup, Pepsi is for rednecks, Coke is for metropolitan globetrotters, the most important American invention, always a husband never a bridesmaid.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014 Week 2, Johnny Tremain, Qantas, Thor Heyerdahl, subdivision prisons, drop bears, cowboys and Indians is racist, Gungans, Wookies, and Ewoks, Kit Fisto, favorite monsters, driving with your brights on, everyone’s a liar and everyone’s trying to kill you, Vanilla Coke.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014 Week 1, Chaco Culture, Giada de Laurentiis pronounces mozzarella, reblast: Eleanor Beardsley, Blast Down: Federal Reserve, Kiss Me in Klingon, Shout out to George Lucas for not giving a fuck, Beat the Geeks, Spencer thinks the girl in this commercial is cute, this makes Johnny uncomfortable, you should ask to have your bank fees reversed, when will you be your email, spotting new quarters, secret states.

What’s crappening in this episode: First episode of 2014, it was cold, we’re nothing without Wikipedia, when can you have a comeback, Walk This Way, Shaq’s album, the most money you’ve ever found, your genie wishes, fuck monkey paw genies, living forever would suck, state quarters, #GDBQR2014.