What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, America’s Roller Coast, Yuengling, what is coral, sea police, fooled by pancakes, where to buy a gun, dipping is gross, flagging tickets, jobs taken by robots, confessions, fuck Steve Clark.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Cedar 2.0, Culver’s, spontaneous generation, turn on, tune in, drop out, Mountain Dew, smoke rings, #worldwidecup, 212, Pitbull is the bedbugs of music, choo choo dance, dumps like a truck, VPL, Hawaiian shirts, harsh words, jerk yourself by your bootstraps.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Peaches and Hot Sauce BBQ and Summer Solstice, Ballers, two X-Files articles, old scary movies, Matthew Lillard, celebrities die in threes, should Johnny take out his nosering, tasteful gauges, Florida skin, just rewards, board games, Eraserhead.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Peaches and Hot Sauce BBQ and Summer Solstice, how do you write a TV show, Sightings, clicks per minute, competitive Tekken, Halo Humping, CEDAR POINT WAS FUCKING CLOSED, Fazoli’s, Culvers.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Peaches and Hot Sauce BBQ and Summer Solstice, cowboys and warships, make Halo not war, Lady Antebellum is a fucked up band name, Eddie Murphy’s insane homophobia, read Angels in America, hate speech for gay people, how would you feel being Pete Best, Jason Alexander wears a wig, Neo Nazi first dates.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Andrew Kidd joins us, Michigan: Home of the Worst Quarter, vegetarians are the devil, whatever happened to Geena Davis, Beetlejuice’s Graveyard Revue, the Creature From the Black Lagoon is not Swamp Thing, the best lie you ever told, waiting 2 hours for Hot Doug’s, ruining Settlers of Catan, The Solar Bears are back baby, halftime for the Sharks, investing in Nascar, Monsters of the Morning, Star Wars Cereal, crap me open a beer.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Big Flats Beer, Trading Spaces, birthday weeks are for assholes, Johnny’s favorite song from Circus, painting parking space lines, Britney Jean is disappointing, What happened to Britney, still hot at 30, vocal acrobatics jam band, new Michael Jackson album, these parents are assholes and don’t deserve to have a child, every name is awful.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, you know what the fuck is up with Texas, a real OBGYN office, you’re nothing until you’re 40, Dilettante Ball’s official stance on human trafficking is don’t do it, modesty swimsuit, it’s audacious to speak to god, Bawdy Beauties, Dilettante Ball Swimsuit Calendar 2015, fat and embarrassed, you’ve got to follow through, Great Gams Scrunchy Little Lemon Face, mail order brides, tweet us your swimsuit pics.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, new one bedroom, Helen Keller is racist, Blast Down: AT&T Uverse, one step above ghost town, eating lichen, living in Econolodge, Spencer does not own this domain anymore, podcast profits, rate us on iTunes, Panera Beard, Steve Jobs went holistic.

What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, recording in the summer studio, tits ‘n’ gators, shitty DJ names, Sussudio, Bruno:Bruce Willis::Chris Gaines:Garth Brooks, one of our tripods is a Swiffer, the lost Roanoke bar, cool parties, all actors are failed rock musicians, six transvestites control all the banks, Rebels trailer, honeymoon destinations, Eli Kaldwell, did Uncle Kracker ever hang out with Joe C?