This week we take a trip to the North Pole, and Denny’s because it’s an American institution, for Jose’s Christmas pick The Santa Clause. We’re certain there’s a elven and reindeer conspiracy at work in this movie that involves premeditated murder and stalking. We need no proof, like Charlie, we just believe.

This week we take a trip on Planes, Trains and Automobiles and eat oatmeal, Cracker Jacks, and Doritos. We can all be irritating and impatient during the holidays, but we’re thankful that we’re also forgiving and generous. Happy Thanksgiving.

This week we brush up on our Nietzsche and find a method in the madness of A Fish Called Wanda. We have a splendid dinner of fish and chips with a pear and discuss the sounds of Jamie Lee Curtis and John Cleese's open mouth film kissing, Michael Palin assassinating dogs, and the uncontrolled passion of Kevin Kline.

Oh jeez. This week we take a look inward and discuss the funny-lookin' bumbling fools of Fargo after eating a hearty breakfast of pancakes and eggs. We have nothing but love for Marge and Norm, but we wonder who ends up taking care of Scotty in the end. We’re sure the lad is looked after by nice Minnesotans. You betcha.

Circumstantial evidence surrounding our suspicious behavior during our horror movie marathon has forced us to eat B.L.T. sandwiches and animal crackers before watching Zodiac. No one may ever know who the real zodiac killer was, but it INDUBITABLY wasn’t any of us. There’s nothing to see here, but a lot to hear. Happy Halloween.

This week we get in touch with our inner things when we watch John Carpenter’s The Thing. We self-prepare and eat random canned food and Milk Duds before we discuss how many things are actually left alive in this campy research camp or if they kill the one big thing to rule them all. One thing’s for sure, now that we’ve said it, it’s sure to be thing canon according to Mr. Carpenter.

This week we kick off our October scary movie fest and get all gussied up to watch Ed Wood. We eat Boris Karloff’s favorite – OH NO! Strike that. – Bela Lugosi’s favorite goulash with some cotton candy. Real men are comfortable wearing pink cashmere sweaters and we are all real men here down to our frilly undies.

This week we eat protein bars, sans insects, and hard-boiled eggs before we hatch some new theories about the film Snowpiercer. We hope to faithfully lead you on a precise and well balanced journey into an explosive climax that Mr. Wonka would be proud of.

What happens when we die?  Is there a great cosmic machine made to separate the little-brains from the big-brains or do we just fade to black? Can we fall in love in purgatory? This week we overcome our little-brained earthly fears and eat all of the pasta with Alfredo sauce, shrimp, and pie we can while we unravel the meaning of the universe in our discussion of Defending Your Life.

This week is our year anniversary show. We use our sweet skills to eat an explosive combination of elotes, and beans with chips. We don’t really find films that are more flatulent than we are so we put on our stretchy pants and battle through a discussion of Nacho Libre to celebrate.