Everyone Racers

Dipsticks, Bribes & Bad Booze


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“Dipsticks, Bribes & Bad Booze: Life in the Lemons Judge’s Chair | Everyone Racers Podcast EP 396”In this hilarious and chaotic SS 396 episode of the Everyone Racers Podcast, the gang dives deep into the wild world of Lemons judging—complete with Chevelles, MG propaganda, Cadillac neck tattoos, and dollar store meat thermometers.🔧 Chris campaigns hard for MG ownership.🥃 Chrissy climbs on her soapbox to rage against terrible booze bribes.🚗 Tim charms us all while venting about Aveos and the subtle art of judging racers.🌡️ Mental sticks a meat thermometer into his engine (yes, really) and ponders body ink worthy of a Cadillac.PLUS:🔥 The science of oil temps and suspicious gauges🧵 Lemons-themed arts and crafts🍪 Cookie diplomacy in the penalty box🎨 Personalized bribes, from moonshine samplers to LEGO cars🚩 How to stay in your judges’ good graces (hint: don’t be a dick)Whether you’re a Lemons veteran or just here for the stories, this episode is a deep dive into what happens in the penalty box—where character, cookies, and community matter much more than your lap time.🎧 Buckle up, grab a proper drink (please, not the blue stuff), and enjoy a ride through the weird and wonderful world of endurance racing judging!Parallel Parking Contest & Block Part (Jerry Perez @ the drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/neighborhoods-parallel-parking-competition-is-my-kind-of-block-party Worst Drivers by City and by Car (Charles Krome. @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1909598/us-states-with-most-car-crashes/ Checo is Back Baby! (Ed Spencer @ Autoevolution) https://www.autoevolution.com/news/f1-sergio-perez-set-for-formula-1-return-with-cadillac-for-2026-254257.html302 Swapped 1974 MGBGT on RJ, https://www.racingjunk.com/mg/184732871/1974-mg-mgb.html #EveryoneRacers #CarPodcast #RacingPodcast #LemonsRacing #24HoursOfLemons #ChevelleSS396 #MeatThermometerEngineering #CadillacTattoo #BadBoozeBribes #JudgeLife #PenaltyBoxChronicles #CookieTimeWithShelly #CraftyRacer #DollarStoreTech #MGPropaganda #EnduranceRacing #GrassrootsRacing #GarageLife #CarCulture #TrackLife #RaceWeekend #DIYMechanic #RacePrep #DontBeADick #RaceBribes #RaceJudges #BringBetterBooze #LemonsLegends #JudgeNotLestYeBeBlackFlagged

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Everyone RacersBy E1R is Chris Abbott, Chrissy Mittura, Tim Burr & Christian "Mental" Ward

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