That's right, it's a Christmas episode! I spit on your insistence that "schedules make sense" and "it's already 2018."

Ptui.

Important questions:

Why does A Christmas Carol have such staying power?

Can Andy and Tony keep up with a different style of podcasting?

How savage should the Ghost of Christmas Present be?

Keep an ear out for Andy's vicious Muppet slander while Tony says "tonally" like thirty times.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, all!

You'll notice I didn't say happy Candlenights. This is because I have restraint.

This is just a quick update to assure you that we're not dead quite yet.

I swear to God that's the real name.

Important questions:

Is this movie series a tax scam?

How many times can a prince almost kill his girlfriend?

Why did they move into that castle!?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony deteriorating into gibbering insanity as they listen to a minute of the "No Fear Rap."

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.

In a sort of scattershot approach to podcasting, we talk about Thor: Ragnarok, Justice League, and Star Wars. As well as ourselves.

Important questions:

How despressing it the The Justice League exists as a mediocre film?

Who is Alan McGregor?

What are our best episodes?

Keep an ear out for Andy getting all up in Disney's face and Tony sheepishly plugging fanfiction.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.

We sincerely hope you listen to this podcast to hear the sound of grown men's brains unraveling over a bad cartoon. What other reason would you have?

Important questions:

How long did Tony spend researching a transformed squirrel OC?

How dead is Sir Lionel?

How uninspired are Garrett and Kaylee as characters?

Keep an ear out for Tony writing colorful insults toward a kids' movie while Andy shamefully admits to liking one of the songs.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Andy watched The Justice League this weekend, and he has some opinions on this acid trip of a movie.

Important questions:

How did DC end up making such a clusterfuck?

How many bad movies has Jeremy Irons been in?

What's Steppenwolf's deal?

Keep an ear out for Andy praising the two actors who actually seem to want to be in this movie while Tony makes a hard water joke like three times.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Andy and Tony take a break from their frankly distressing movie choices to get back to their Disney-sequel roots.

Important questions:

How much does a dalmatian puppy cost?

How did Disney get so good at animating dogs?

Is Nanny dead?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony distressing each other with their fan theories.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

This episode we talk about Shadow of War, and by extension, bad video games and bad fan fiction. Also, sexy spiders.

Important questions:

What does BDSM stand for?

What makes good magic?

Is there a wrong way to consume media?

Keep an ear out for Andy's prepared statement about why video games are a mistake and Tony finally breaking down and yelling about Sailor Moon.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

From shark repellent to awful misogyny, Andy and Tony explore Gotham city through the lens of two films with the same name and very different themes.

Important questions:

Has Adam West been to space?

How many war crimes had Batman committed?

Can Tim Burton make a good female character?

Keep an ear out for us forgetting we're doing a Halloween episode for most of the actual podcast.

Important questions:

Is Seymour a sociopath?

Is Audrey better with no character, or a very problematic one?

WHO WILL DIE IN THESE MOVIES!?!?

Keep an ear out after the show for the sounds of Andy slowly losing it as he watches the infamous alternate ending, cut over an instrumental version of "Don't Feed the Plants."

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Andy tells us all of his dark, dark ritual. Not for the fainthearted.

Important questions:

Why are hobbit feet so gross?

Why is Alan Moore's writing so gross?

When and how will Captain America die?

Keep an ear out for Tony making a very poorly timed joke while Andy spouts some unpopular opinions.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats