Sorry we missed last week! Tony was busy getting his face smashed in. HEY SPEAKING OF VIOLENCE, who wants to hear about some SPIDER-MAN/MARVEL MOVIE UNIVERSE OPINIONS!? I'm assuming all your hands are raised right now.

Important questions:

Why was Spider-Man 3 so bad?

Which Marvel villains are interesting?

Can Iron Man be a dad?

Keep an ear out for Andy listing off more Spider-Man shows than most people know exist while Tony talks up the quality of ps2 movie tie-in games.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Andy and Tony, through forces largely out of their control, record an episode with a good solid layer of white noise. There's also some dog barking.

Important questions:

Are we going to talk about Doctor Who?

Is A Wrinkle in Time like a Twilight Zone episode?

Why does Andy love Spider-Man?

Keep an ear out for Tony making a questionable joke while Andy dodges explosions.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

We were gone for a week because of our new magical adventure! We've traveled to magical lands before, but none of them have the charm and luster of Oz! Surely it will be much the same when we go back.

Tony would like to blame his sister Annie for both suggesting this movie AND The Film Reroll, and therefore being the driving force behind this episode.

Important questions:

What's with Glinda's glassy smile?

Is Toto the best dog actor ever?

Child torture: an acceptable way to start a movie?

Keep an ear out for Tony harassing his online friends while Andy admits to liking a movie where a king is blown up by a chicken.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

You can always tell when we get to the end of a recording session. We go from punchy tired to sleepy tired, and find ourselves on many different subjects.

Important questions:

Who is anime made for?

Which celebrities are also our peers?

How can we more actively consume media?

Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about another podcast while Andy types on his frankly too loud keyboard.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

You know, in the Internet age, two people talking about the Spider-man and Thor trailers actually already feels dated. Podcasting is rough like that.

Important questions:

What's with Doctor Strange's accent?

What's a good superhero origin story?

Should Tony Stark be everyone's dad?

Keep an ear out for Andy spouting sports metaphors while Tony rages against poorly written female characters.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

It's late and we're punchy. Our conversation goes from Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions to fears to which one of us will kill the other. Everything you want in an episode of any podcast.

Important questions:

What do Yugioh characters do when faced with enemies that don't care about card games?

Is Andy more afraid of clowns or heights?

Who is Carl Doody?

Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about old manga while Andy regrets getting him on that particular topic.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Do you want high adventure!? Then come with us as we sail through the seas/stars, battle pirates/space pirates, and find treasures untold!

And also fight. Like for real.

Important questions:

Can a poor story be redeemed by fantastic visuals/Tim Curry?

Do Muppets lets their jokes go on for too long?

Is Long John Silver better as a cyborg?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony getting off track almost as much as they get into a full-on fight about these two movies.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Andy and Tony, having spent eight hours talking about Beauty and the Beast together, move onto less controversial topics. Like what the McElroys are up to.

Important questions:

Do people like listening to us talk about McElroy Shows?

Are the Fast and Furious movies good?

Is high school just the worst?

Keep an ear out for Tony's croaking sick voice and Andy wishing for some good monster-fighting memories.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Andy and Tony, at long last, stop talking about Beauty and the Beast, and start talking about what's important: chasing that sweet high you can only get from that good good misty.

Important questions:

What is horse therapy?

Would Beyoncé be a good Rafiki?

Which one vapes?

Keep an ear out for Tony getting mad about The Lion King while Andy extols the virtues of Donald Glover.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Y'all remember those sweet, sweet beast lips? All red and full and such? We remember.

Important questions:

What was Gaston's childhood like?

How long has the curse been upon the town?

Would Ghostbusters have been a better received movie if it had a different name?

Keep an ear out for Andy trying to make a point about remakes while Tony, bafflingly, keeps interrupting him for no reason.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats