We continue to talk Beauty and the Beast, but go off on some of our patented Direct to Video tangents! So there's a little more breathing room.

Important questions:

What is the point of a live action remake?

Is there originality in Hollywood?

How do movies treat or mistreat gay people?

Keep an ear out for Tony loudly hating Cinderella while Andy tries to remember Sulu's name.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Some day, in some far off time and place, we will finally stop talking about Beauty and the Beast. In the meantime, why don't we talk about witches, abusive fathers, and new songs? Eh? Eh? Yeah, let's do that.

Important questions:

Did Agatha change the rules?

Is Beast the protagonist of this movie?

When will Andy and Tony talk about something else?

(Not for like another hour. There, that one's free.)

Keep an ear out for Tony referencing Calvin and Hobbes again while Andy rags on Agatha's commitment.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Remember that time we talked about Beauty and the Beast for six hours? We promise we won't talk about the new live action movie for that long. But we do have opinions.

Important questions:

What was the first blockbuster?

What existential and body horror elements are in the new Beauty and the Beast movie?

Is Gaston still a good villain if he's just kind of a jerk?

Keep an ear out for Tony talking about half-transformed Animorphes while Andy argues for the competitiveness of pat-a-cake.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Millenials, man. Spending their money on video games instead of napkins. Building their rip-off death stars. Refusing to write a third example in their podcast description.

Important Questions:

When was the last time you experienced something that completely and wholly appealed to you?

Why does sci-fi have so much bad dialogue?

Why is this episode missing quality editing?

Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about the horrors of AIDS while Andy plays Persona 5.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Picture living on a planet that is so close to other planets, you can look up and see life developing on them. Just think about that for a second. We did.

Important questions:

Why didn't we spend this whole time talking about seven newly discovered Earth-like planets?

How did we miss Mark Hamill?

Is there a good novelization?

Keep an ear out for Tony doing visual gags while Andy talks about killing God.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

It is with both excitement and pain that we present you with this, our magnum opus. We were doomed to peak so early. What started as a way to coincide our podcast release with the release of the new Beauty and the Beast live action movie became so much more. It became six hours of our lives. Plus time for editing.

There's a lot of podcast in this one. Pace yourself.

Important questions:

What various psychological tortures has the beast fallen prey to?

Why is Gaston the way he is?

Is the enchantress supposed to be good?

Special bonus question: How far can Tim Curry carry a movie on his own?

Keep an ear out for Tony realizing with horror that Lefou is a person while Andy discovers the finer points of the enchantress's cruelty.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Not-for-real episode this week, but you'll like what's there if you're a fan of two people tearing into problematic plot points.

And if you don't...I'm not sure why you're listening to us?

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

This week, we get real. We talk about various forms of art and their power over both the consumer and the artist. We talk about how growth and change can mean abandoning a certain definition of yourself. We talk about Wolf Quest again.

Important questions:

What constitutes a masterpiece?

Should you abandon important things for other important things?

Will we ever stop talking about other people's podcasts?

Keep an ear out for Andy getting deep and philosophical while Tony talks about the mermaid he saw.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Batman and the McElroy brothers are our most common talking points, possibly behind Star Wars and casual racism. So this will be, if nothing else, a comfortably familiar episode for our listeners.

Important questions:

Is Batman too damn emo?

Should you watch Batman Forever?

Can you call the Knights Templar?

Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony both subtly angling to become Lin Manuel Miranda's best friend.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Join your hosts as they hastily record a podcast episode in the middle of the night, with spotty Internet, one of them from a car. This is the glamorous world of podcasting.

Important questions:

What does a poorly run pet hotel look like?

How do you burn some bridges?

How does Andy record his half of the podcast?

Keep an ear out for Tony actually adding something in post while Andy slowly freezes to death.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats