Time to tackle one of the biggest podcast quandaries: what should our sign-off line be? Astute listeners will notice that despite all the talk, and the goofs, we did not actually use a sign-off line at the end of the podcast.

Look, we're new.

Important questions:

What makes a good think tank?

Why does Tony only have one bit?

How gay should sports anime be?

Keep an ear out for Andy's low, breathy voice and Tony joking just a little bit too much about killing him.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

After taking a week off for our season break--yes that's the reason I'm going with not that I just didn't get the editing done in time--Andy and Tony embark on another thrilling discussion. About editing.

It's not as boring as it sounds.

Important questions:

How does one do a podcast without breathing?

Will Tony kill Andy?

What exactly was cut out during the outro?

What's Alan Tudyk up to?

Keep and ear out for Andy pronouncing words like English is the distant memory of a lost lifetime while Tony says "displeasant" like an unlearned ape.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

After three episodes, we finally stop talking about The Lion King Musical. Then we move on to some other topics. Including but not limited to:

Hamilton (again)

Song of the South

The Blair Witch Project

Psycho

Covering Andy in chocolate

Jurassic Park 2

Batman V Superman

Clothes

and literally the weather.

Important questions: did I warn you that we would talk about whatever we wanted yes I did.

Keep and ear out for Tony and Andy milking a conversation from a month ago over three weeks like a couple of champs.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

It's our first full episode in months! You missed us, we know. To make it up to you, we'll show you exactly how Disney can take their best accident and completely drain it of charm, until it is covered in cheese and working really hard for both pop culture references and the approval of its dad.

Important questions:

What made Kronk and interesting character?

What is with the excessive and creepy dancing?

Why does it take Andy and Tony almost a full hour before they start talking about the movie?

Keep an ear out for Tony using the word "foil" like eighteen times while Andy laments the loss of his appendix.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Okay, fair warning. Things go a little off the rails this episode. And then a lot off the rails. We live life off the rails.

Important questions:

What is with these two weirdos having the hot for lions?

Should you commit to a visual bit on an audio medium?

Topical jokes: always bad?

Keep an ear out for Andy being overcome with emotion while Tony gets grossed out by Scar being an old pervert.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

We're alive! And to think you doubted us, LAUREN. To celebrate this crazy little thing called life, we're rolling out a brand new filler podcast! Because it's easier to edit! Come with us as we venture out of the movies and into...LIVE THEATER! *thunderclap*

We're doing The Lion King Musical, guys.

Important questions:

Is it really okay to post a twenty minute episode after being silent for almost three months?

Yes. Yes it is.

Keep an ear out for Andy talking about this amazing experience while Tony edits poorly.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Come with us, children, to the most childlike place sometimes on Earth: Neverland! But to return there, we'll need to have been there before, which means we have to watch Peter Pan...

This was a bad decision.

Important questions:

What is the most famous deleted Disney song?

Is Neverland a hellscape?

What makes a hero—or a villain—relatable?

And what is the deal with Captain Hook?

Keep an ear out for Andy getting Jane's name wrong so many times he sounds like her grandfather or something, while Tony tries to hide his secret shame.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Do you need a change? Life getting you down? Boyfriend just fell off a roof and died? Then you need a vacation! Join us, (and a historically inaccurate Pocahontas) as we journey to a new world: the magical land of England!

Important questions:

How can a movie about race get so many things right and wrong at the same time?

What IS the best boat scene in movies?

What is Shakespeare even doing here?

Keep and ear out for Tony laughing while Andy groans.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

On our premiere episode of Direct to Video, we review The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. It's a sequel that reaches for the stars, but fails to land among the ancient kings.

That was a Lion King reference. There will be a lot of those.

Important questions:

Is Upendi a good song?

Does Zira think Kovu is fireproof?

Is Sarabi dead now?

Keep an ear out for Andy talking about hot lions like he's got a dark secret and Tony talking about strong female characters like he's overcompensating for something.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats