Discussing Nothing

Prepare yourselves for a showdown of epic proportions in the latest episode of the Discussing Nothing podcast! Emma and Kelvin are going head-to-head in a battle to determine the absolute best thing beginning with the letter F. Grab your favourite cosy blanket and maybe a cup of coffee (or decaf, we won't judge) because this one's perfect to put on and fall asleep to.

In the red corner, we have Emma championing the cause of "Food" – a sensible and fundamental choice, considering it's the sustenance that keeps us all ticking. However, her argument takes an unexpected turn as she delves into the intricate details of the digestive process.
On the green side, Kelvin enters the ring advocating for the majestic "Forests." A choice that evokes the beauty of nature, oxygen-rich air, and the existence of woodland creatures. His pitch takes you on a journey through the tranquil depths of nature's wonders.

But wait! Hold onto your sleeping masks, because an unexpected third player sneaks in from the sidelines, turning the tide of the competition in a way no one saw coming.
Who will emerge victorious in this F-filled face-off? Join us for an episode that's not just about the letters but about the unexpected twists that make Discussing Nothing truly something special.

Hold onto your condiment containers, folks! The Discussing Nothing podcast is spicing things up in the latest episode with none other than the highly anticipated, jaw-dropping, and sauce-drenched top-five list! Our sauce aficionados, Liam and Alex, take centre stage as they present their nominations for the most saucy selections of all time.

In this saucy showdown, we've enlisted "Sauce Millar" himself, Ross, to act as our referee. Spoiler alert: turns out, Ross might be a bit underqualified for the role due to his surprising lack of sauce knowledge. But fear not, sauce enthusiasts, because what he lacks in expertise, he makes up for in sheer enthusiasm!

Prepare your taste buds as Alex spills the saucy secrets, including the recipe for his legendary "Alex's Special Nando's Sauce." Brace yourselves for the controversial twist involving the introduction of meat juice to the sauce party – a move that's causing quite a stir. And did we mention Alex's peculiar penchant for exclusively indulging in mayo during alpine adventures?
Just like a Shakespearean play, this podcast is a rollercoaster of emotions, with highs, lows, and unexpected twists that keep you on the edge of your seat.

As we kick off the new year, the Discussing Nothing podcast is making a triumphant return with a burst of energy, and guess what's on the menu this time? A good old-fashioned top-five list, and folks, we're diving deep into the fruity world! In this week's episode, our lively trio—Emma, the resident vegetarian causing a bit of nectarine-related confusion, and Kelvin, the maestro of the most pretentious fruit choices imaginable—take you on a flavourful journey.

Hold onto your taste buds as Kelvin unveils his exotic picks, ranging from plantains to lychees, while Emma navigates the fuzzy terrain of what truly defines a nectarine. Get ready for a podcast that's not only entertaining but also nutritious – because we're serving up your fair share of the recommended five a day!

Join the banter as we peel back the layers of fruit knowledge, exploring the spectrum from the ordinary to the extraordinary. It's the kind of fruit-filled conversation that makes you question if tomatoes really belong in the fruit family.

As the new year draws closer, this truly is the best time for some reflection *Sighs* One thing that I would personally like to reflect on is some of the biggest robberies of 2023. Our nominees are:

1. Erling Haaland - Ballon d'Or
2. KSI - KSI vs Tommy Fury
3. THIS VERY EPISODE OF THE PODCAST!

In this episode, Ross (The pub landlord) has asked Liam (The person writing this) and Kelvin (The self-professed best editor in the office) which five beverages they would choose to have on tap if he were to hand over the keys - and well, that's just what is at stake here. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! The winner will take over the coveted Old Bull Inn.

We cover everything from Ross' inability to pronounce Spanish lager names to Kelvin lying about his ability to build a Prosecco pump! You won't want to miss out on the absolutely horrific takes we have in this episode.

O welcome, all ye Christmas Lovers, to another episode of Discussing Nothing. As we approach Christmas, and start to do less work in the office, we thought it would only be appropriate to serve you up a festive helping of nonsense. We have pushed the boat out on this one... forget our usual scheduled programming of top-five lists, this time, we are taking a look at the top five Christmas things (yeah, I was as surprised as you are when I heard this one) Who better to discuss the topic than Aayln, the Christmas Queen and Alex, office Santa himself!

Now this episode is a true Christmas miracle, perhaps one of the most wholesome meetings of the mind to take place on our prestigious pod. From the controversial political debate of real tree vs fake tree, because we all know that real trees are 'too spike', to Alex, once again reminding the audience of his prideful hot tub ownership.

Months.... Gotta love em, right? Well, our long-time listeners will know that over here, at Discussing Nothing, we are incapable of counting above five, so twelve doesn't fly for us. That is why we have brought together the minds of Emma (resident vegetarian) and Alex (Lover of all things meat) to debate the top five months.

Now, when I tell you this podcast has it all, I'm lying. What it does have is a tolerable conversation about birthdays, the moon landing and April Fools etiquette. Have you been post-fools joking? Find out here at the UK's Number one podcast for irrelevant conversation - where we dive deep into the questions Ross thinks of the day before recording.

ROMAINE calm and get ready for the latest episode of Discussing Nothing! Join Emma, Kelvin, and Ross as they reveal their un-BEET-able top 5 favourites. From the bedrock of lettuce to the versatile and underrated onion, these three colleagues discuss everything from taste preferences to the controversial status of potatoes as a vegetable. Prepare for some heated debates and even a pumpkin-growing contest victory story from our resident farmer, Ross. So grab your favourite veggie snack and tune in to Discussing Nothing!

In this latest episode of 'Discussing Nothing,' Alex and Liam butt heads in debate over the best thing in the world that starts with the letter E. Liam, in an attempt to win by default, argues for equal rights. Alex on the other hand passionately defends his favourite multipurpose food, eggs. Where will this episode take us? Tune in to hear their arguments, or lack thereof, and find out who wins. Don't miss this thought-provoking discussion on our favourite podcast about absolutely nothing!

Now this is an episode thats sure to cause a 'stir' around the office... What are the best biscuits to dunk in your hot beverage of choice? Emma and Alex engage in a lively debate, sharing their top three choices and discussing the merits of each. From classic favourites like chocolate digestives and rich teas to unconventional choices like KitKats and French fries (they don't call him unconventional Alex for nothing) this episode is sure to have you pondering which flour-based backed confectionary will reign supreme!

p.s Kit Kats are definitely not a biscuit!

In this hilarious instalment titled 'Alex the genie' The spotlight is on our boss, Alex, who has transformed into a GENIE! We do like to get creative over here once in a while. Alex will grant three wishes to one of his co-hosts, Aayln or Emma, but there's a catch - these wishes must tackle those oh-so pesky first-world problems.

Aayln's wishes are genius! Never having to walk behind someone slow - Perfect, a dreamy unlimited year-round pass to a Christmas warehouse (Because who doesn't love Christmas all year long?), and a magical wardrobes that effortlessly outfits her in style.

Emma's wishes are an endless supply of meal-prepped food (and we ain't talking fish and a rice cake). But we struck controversy mid-podcast with her wish for TELEPORTATION! That's not solving a first-world problem. However, her third with was a lot more tame - to always have perfect hair when she wakes up!