Discussing Nothing

My fellow wanderers in the realm of absolute absurdity, I welcome you to yet another enchanting episode of "Discussing Nothing," the podcast that boldly goes where no coherent conversation has gone before!

We're taking a dive into the whimsical world of finger faucets. Think about it; you're living your best life with a set of finger faucets, each digit a potential spout of liquid enchantment. The possibilities are endless, and oh, what a riotous mess we're about to make! Alex has conjured up a concoction of choices that's nothing short of pure genius.

Behold, the epic triad of windscreen wash, sweet chili sauce, and paint. Yes, you read that right, and no, your ears aren't deceiving you. We're talking about turning everyday activities into a spectacle worthy of a contemporary art exhibit!

Join us as we embark on this extraordinary journey into the surreal and the side-splitting. We'll ponder the very essence of finger faucets and the audacity of Alex's choices. Will the world ever be the same again? Probably not, but we're all here for the ride!

Welcome, to another riveting instalment of 'Discussing Nothing,' the podcast that takes the art of debating the irrelevant to new heights! You've heard us argue what the best thing beginning with A (Avocados for the record) We now have a revolutionary new topic: The Worst Thing Beginning with A!

In this uproarious episode, we're throwing two contenders into the ring, each scrapping for the title of the ultimate annoyance: Armies and Allergies. Now, you might be wondering how on earth one could compare a legion of marching soldiers with those sneezy, sniffling little irritants that invade our lives seasonally. Well, folks, that's exactly what we're here to do.

Join us as we unpack these eye-watering (due to the pollen of-course) arguments. We'll weigh the merits of battlefield glory against the agony of hay fever, pushing the boundaries of pointless debate in the name of podcasting. So whether you're a seasoned general with a knack for tactical warfare or just someone who's been personally victimised by a dandelion, tune in!

Welcome to another 'Discussing Nothing,' the podcast that takes the ordinary and twists it into extraordinary hilarity! In this uproarious episode, we're diving headfirst into a showdown that's so absurd, it's practically legendary: The Kardashians vs. a Cowboy! But hold onto your hats, folks, because this ain't your run-of-the-mill brawl!

Picture this: The glamorous Kardashian clan, known for their impeccable style, outlandish drama, and world-famous contouring, are facing off against a good ol' cowboy. But wait, before you assume it's just a regular showdown, think again! These Kardashians have been busy honing their mutant-like powers, and trust us, it's not just about makeup and selfies anymore. Meanwhile, our cowboy contender is no ordinary ranch hand. With a mighty flick of his weather-controlling wrist, he can conjure up storms that rival even the fieriest of Kardashian feuds. But there's a catch: shiny objects hold an irresistible allure for our weather-wielding wrangler. Will he remember he's in the middle of a battle, or will he be lured away by a particularly reflective belt buckle?

Stop what you're doing! We have a podcast of the utmost importance to share with you. You will DEFINITELY care about what the Discussing Nothing crew have to say today when they try to find the answer to something humanity's been pondering since the time of Socrates... What's the best chocolate in a box of Celebrations? Snickers? Mars? Scrumdiddlyumptious bar (throwback to the Willy Wonka episode for all those devoted fans of ours)? Who knows! Will Alex's anti-nut agenda prevail, or can Emma sway the masses with her devotion to that brown gold we call chocolate? Listen to find out who celebrated, and who got cele-berated!

Let's get philosophical, guys. What is a clone? What does it mean to say something is "natural"? Are we humans, like Sisyphus before us, flying too close to the sun with our constant search for progress and advancement? These are all questions that we almost completely ignore in this fine episode of Discussing Nothing where Dolly the Sheep, a so-called "abomination to nature", plays a central role. That's right, you saw the letter "D" at the start of "Dolly" so you know what this episode's about. It's the best thing beginning with D! Find out the real meaning of "masculinity" with Kelvin's top notch deconstruction of Drive, or opt for Edinburgh's favourite clone, Dolly. Both are undoubtedly two of the greatest achievements of humanity's short existence so far, but which will prevail?

Eh-oh! We've got another super fight for you to sink your gnarly teeth into! Alex and Tristan, barely recovered from the wounds of their previous battle, are set to tear into each other once again. The fighters? A viking with the cone of shame vs... Teletubbies. With cat-like reflexes and an urgent need for the toilet. Seems fair, right? And you would be right - it is fair! But to find out you will have to give this episode, saturated in the urine of Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy and Po, a good old watch. Check it out!

If there's one thing we love in the Discussing Nothing podcast, it's slowly working our way through the alphabet and arguing about the best thing beginning with each letter. You've had your "A" winner with avocados. Champion of "B" was brunch. What's next? You guessed it - we need to decide on a winner for "C". In the "C" corner we have Emma and her army of cats. Not dogs - cats. What makes these furry felines the best thing in existence to begin with the alphabets third, and arguably most curvaceous, letter? If anyone knows, Emma does. In the other corner, also called the "C" corner, Tristan is running. But he's not running alone, he's running with the smash-hit stop-motion feature length picture... Chicken Run! Who will come out on top in this heated battle? Will Ross back the cats or the chickens in this fight for the title? Listen to find out...

The Discussing Nothing super fight is back for another edition, with Alex and Tristan fighting it out once more in what's becoming a bitter and heated rivalry. The fighters today are: a sushi chef with not one, not two, not three, not five, but FOUR arms, and a werewolf wearing stilts! Will the sushi chef's years of training with the sharpest of knives pay dividend when they're wielding four at once, or will the supernatural being - presumably fresh from a stint in the circus - prevail? Listen to find out!

If there's anything I know about the UK and its inhabitants, it's that we LOVE crisps. So, naturally, we love talking about what the best flavour of crisp is. That's where Discussing Nothing is heading for this episode! Departing from the usual argumentative and confrontational feeling of the podcast, this time Alex, Ross and Emma are going to have to work together to agree on the top five flavours. Prawn cocktail? Cheese and onion? Who knows what these crazy cats are going to decide on?! Well, I know actually because I watched the discussion live - front row seat of course. And, let me tell you, some people were NOT happy with the outcome. So crack open your favourite packet of crisp and wrap your ear holes around this podcast!

Edinburgh's most informed people are back with another episode of the Discussing Nothing podcast. What are they discussing this week? You guessed it: nothing! Well... Nothing of any importance, anyway. Speaking of nothing, cucumbers eh? They're a bit of nothing. Add nothing to a meal. Have no nutritional content. They're there, but they're not really there; like a distant memory that might have once been a fond one, but you can't quite seem to grasp it anymore. At least that's what Kelvin thinks of cucumbers in his Discussing Nothing debut! Kelvin's cucumbers are battling with Emma's crying cinema babies to be outlawed by Ross - yet again the self-appointed Prime Minister of YouMore Land. YouMore Land, and the wider world, is LITTERED with cinemas packed to the gills with crying babies - so claims Emma, anyway. Listen to find out what will be banished forever, and what will continue to plague the lives of the poor YouMorians.