In this episode we ask you tome come sail away with us to another world were we can rely on eachother. Uh huh. From one corner to another. Uh huh. We also discuss the rappings of former rapper Pras, and the cookie monster-like rhymes of the late great Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Lono calls out pregnant … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e21 →

WE BELONG DEAD: Ep. 1 At long last, the maiden voyage of a podcast series 36 years in the making, lifelong horror-geek and self-proclaimed small-town podcast mogul, Lono, now unearths for the masses his first ever horror-ONLY podcast, “We Belong Dead”!!! Taking on a new co-pilot every show, Lono will guide you through the good, … Continue reading We Belong Dead #1 →

Love keeps us together in this episode as frequent contributer Aaron joins us for this night’s debauchery.  Lono reviews the new horror app sensation called “The Crypt”.  We discuss the horror and terror of finding snakes.  Lono lists all the many times he’s seen naked black people.  And we geek out over the Dune move … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e22 →

In this episode we are joined by the infamous Walt Winfrey, champion of nipple clamps, who helps us jump through the podcast hoops of peril as we discuss such great topics as depression, the death of Rob Williams, Ice bucket challenges, chip clips on dicks, and the underground culture growing behind the e-cigarette.  We also … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e23 →

In the shadowy distance, under a crimson red moon, the rebellious hollerin’ of 3 warriors approaching echoes. As they trudge along the swampy darkness, leaving in their wake, scorched earth and shattered hearts, the “innocent” among us weep, as the sinners grin in wicked wicked abandon… No wait… …oh damn. #KokomoDrifter That’s my bad. Turns … Continue reading Conversations with the Weird “Joe Whiteford of Harley Poe returns” →

Special guests up in this episode!  We are joined by special guest Ian from Rijcast, and studio audience Pink Ranger.  Ben details his experiences at a basement tatoo party.  Richie is introduced to the glory of Midi files.  Ben cries about his beard envy, and the Ghostbusters Midi file trivia game is played.  This time … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e24 →

Happy Halloween, you nasty bastards.  Ben and Richie pop out an epic piece of podcast gold in this special, annual, sexual, Halloween SPOOKFUCKULAR!  The blob remake is watched and discussed at full length.  Gooey blob bits devouring fleshy bodies.  Mocking Jay doritos are devoured by Ben at blob-like speeds.  Richie defends rambunctious, destructive teens.  And … Continue reading Streamatorium “The Blob Remake” →

This podcast just had its insurance rates drop.  Thats right.  Episode twenty five!  We delve in to some serious talk at first, breakign it down in to some real, real shit.  It gets slightly depressing, but also slightly uplifting.  It was necessary.  It won’t make you cry.  But it also wont make you feel good. … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e25 →

In this special Semi-lost episode of Dispatches from the Weird Ben explains to Richie how awesome Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is.  They also flip out over how awesome the title tracks for both the animated and live action Robin Hood movies are.  Ben explains how he catfished a bunch of online rpg’ers.  Also, … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e26 →

Aaron and Ben forget what podcast they’re on and keep trying to derail the conversation with geeky shit. Richie finally watched Guardians of the Galaxy and gives his thoughts. Ben gives dishes on his negative experience watching TUSK, and we talk about what REAL podcasting is. Listen. Tell your friends. Share, like, repost. We ARE … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e27 →