Dispatches from the Weird

Happy Halloween, you nasty bastards.  Ben and Richie pop out an epic piece of podcast gold in this special, annual, sexual, Halloween SPOOKFUCKULAR!  The blob remake is watched and discussed at full length.  Gooey blob bits devouring fleshy bodies.  Mocking Jay doritos are devoured by Ben at blob-like speeds.  Richie defends rambunctious, destructive teens.  And … Continue reading Streamatorium “The Blob Remake” →

Special guests up in this episode!  We are joined by special guest Ian from Rijcast, and studio audience Pink Ranger.  Ben details his experiences at a basement tatoo party.  Richie is introduced to the glory of Midi files.  Ben cries about his beard envy, and the Ghostbusters Midi file trivia game is played.  This time … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e24 →

In the shadowy distance, under a crimson red moon, the rebellious hollerin’ of 3 warriors approaching echoes. As they trudge along the swampy darkness, leaving in their wake, scorched earth and shattered hearts, the “innocent” among us weep, as the sinners grin in wicked wicked abandon… No wait… …oh damn. #KokomoDrifter That’s my bad. Turns … Continue reading Conversations with the Weird “Joe Whiteford of Harley Poe returns” →

In this episode we are joined by the infamous Walt Winfrey, champion of nipple clamps, who helps us jump through the podcast hoops of peril as we discuss such great topics as depression, the death of Rob Williams, Ice bucket challenges, chip clips on dicks, and the underground culture growing behind the e-cigarette.  We also … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e23 →

Love keeps us together in this episode as frequent contributer Aaron joins us for this night’s debauchery.  Lono reviews the new horror app sensation called “The Crypt”.  We discuss the horror and terror of finding snakes.  Lono lists all the many times he’s seen naked black people.  And we geek out over the Dune move … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e22 →

WE BELONG DEAD: Ep. 1 At long last, the maiden voyage of a podcast series 36 years in the making, lifelong horror-geek and self-proclaimed small-town podcast mogul, Lono, now unearths for the masses his first ever horror-ONLY podcast, “We Belong Dead”!!! Taking on a new co-pilot every show, Lono will guide you through the good, … Continue reading We Belong Dead #1 →

In this episode we ask you tome come sail away with us to another world were we can rely on eachother. Uh huh. From one corner to another. Uh huh. We also discuss the rappings of former rapper Pras, and the cookie monster-like rhymes of the late great Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Lono calls out pregnant … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e21 →

You know him…you tolerate him…And now he’s in the studio with Lono, spinning some of his own favorite tracks to get all you sinners shakin’ and squealin’!!! That’s right, this week the infrequent Carl joins Lono to co-pilot you through the grime and muck that makes up the music we here in the bunker just … Continue reading Radio L.O.N.O. #8 →

Joined by special guest Sugah Pink we bailamos through the fields of weird as Ben dusts off his microphone and briefly comes out of rap retirement.  It gets even weirder as Lono shows off his new butt plug/marijuana pipe and Ben describes his experiences being discriminated against for being fat at a chocolate themed amusement … Continue reading Dispatches from the Weird s05e20 →

This MAY be be most amazing episode of Radio: L.O.N.O. yet! Or maybe not, I guess that’s really up to you. But hey, yer old pal Lono is back on a solo flight this week, to crash each and every one of you into the land of misfit, kick-ass tunes! NO playlist included on this … Continue reading Radio L.O.N.O. #7 →