On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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Left Over Holiday Songs!

0:22.711

Christmas And Spotify Ratings

9:06.671

#CancelFrankieMacdonald

12:37.000

The Cash Me Outside Girl Responds To Accusations Of Racism

24:12.755

Don’t Dance Around Your Barely Breathing Baby For Tiktok

28:58.104

Who Stole Ashley’s Dildo?

30:55.483

Support DV!

33:51.175

Breaking: A Meade Skelton Holiday Kwanzaa Song

35:19.563

Lazy Cannibal Warms Up Human Meat In The Microwave

39:30.065

When Your Artsy Fartsy Tattoo Looks Like Ass

44:35.973

Caught With A Cocaine Cock Wrap

48:37.231

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

51:56.565

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Introduction

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I’ve Got The Christmas Fever!

3:20.759

Tanning Your Butthole

6:42.988

An Entire Cul De Sac Vs. Crazy Veronica

13:39.683

Fake Mental Disorders Keep Getting Stranger

17:44.051

The Color Purple Sings A Song

21:09.618

Kenneth Copeland Vs. His Colon : Remix Brothers! Watch Here!

22:59.979

Support Distorted View

24:42.016

Pornhub Stats For 2021

26:25.321

Monkey Future Update: Puppy Genocide

30:22.640

Magic 5G Protection Amulet Is Actually Radioactive

34:47.979

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

38:57.947

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Deals, Promo Codes, And Christmas

2:46.365

Neighbors Vs. Loud Autistic Child

6:18.530

Crazy Jealous Racist Ex-Boyfriend

12:58.869

Man Not Pleased With His Pregnancy Waffles

15:27.619

Demi Lovato Meets A Sexually Abused Ghost

18:30.076

Support Distorted View!

27:21.080

Panty Face Masks Don’t Fly

27:50.319

Sex With A Hundred Corpses

33:29.357

Chinese Bank Transfer Made Easy With Biometrics

38:06.747

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:58.776

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0:00.000

Banging A Rotissere Chicken

1:52.679

Nosey Bitch Brought Down An Entire Human Trafficking Ring (In Her Mind)

7:56.301

A Panty Sniffing Experience

15:17.878

Wiping Your Genitals With Kitty Litter

21:22.184

Support Distorted View!

24:11.662

Judge Let’s The N Word Slip

25:14.182

When Your Lady Hole Closes Itself Up For Business

30:05.384

Flushing Our Monkey Future Problems Down The Drain

34:19.890

Voicemails / Ending

37:18.188

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0:00.000

A Freak Sung Christmas Song!

1:27.785

A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Audio

4:58.515

Our Favorite Sex Offender From The Future Is Back

15:14.868

Professional Audio Erotic Vignettes

18:05.665

More Bad Karaoke Christmas Classics

24:07.788

Sign Up For The Sideshow

26:08.981

Acapulco Stink

27:12.029

He Sold His Soul To A Country Music Singer

31:37.900

So Goodbye To The Black Bitch

36:33.634

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

39:47.361

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Introduction

0:00.000

Steven Asanti Is Trysexual

4:55.029

Cockroach And Mice Infested House Of The 1000lb Sisters

10:10.328

A Woman Suffering From Every Mental Illness And a Few Drug Addictions

16:31.817

Weak-Stomached Man Finds Poop In A Toilet

23:19.854

Wank Bank Voicemail Calls

25:34.473

The Distorted View Store Is Open!

31:33.219

The Greasy Ass Bandit Has Been Caught

32:44.875

Stealing Your Daughters Identity To Screw Like A 22 Year Old

35:54.035

Hot To Kill Geese The Wrong Way

41:36.793

Voicemails / Ending

45:41.374

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Introduction

0:00.000

The DV Store Is Back!

2:03.038

My Sleep Apnea Appointment

6:12.014

Meade’s Angry Christmas Classic

10:04.038

Trans Gamer Livestream Freakout

13:15.432

Great Big Pete Shaves And Shits On A Chest

16:24.639

City Council Public Comments Get Musical!

18:37.685

Vaginal Horror Stories From Nurses

21:01.832

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

25:54.965

Cracking Down On Camel Botox

27:26.625

Bad Grades Make Kids Feel Bad 🙁

31:18.313

Twins Attempt Synchronized Insemination

37:01.114

Voicemails / Ending

43:55.103

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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Crucified Christmas Songs

2:05.076

Anime Nerd Tries To Virtually Squid Hump

6:04.141

Screaming Banshee Hits Another Man’s Car and Proceeds To Lose Her Mind

12:28.461

The Skillful Art Of Cum Walking

20:23.484

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

27:01.929

Getting Explosives Stuck Up Your Butt

28:23.102

Avoid Getting The COVID Vaccine By Presenting A Fake Arm

32:36.029

Passed Out, Puked, and Pooped On At Her Wedding

35:42.357

Voicemails / Ending

39:57.487

 

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

0:00.292

More Meade Posts

2:17.607

Asians Are Magical Africans?

11:06.064

Youtard David The Brown Dick’ed Unicorn

17:10.180

Every American Should Own A Nuke Or Two

19:19.132

Scrambling Eggs In Your Ass

23:20.240

Sign Up For The Sideshow!

26:33.757

The Gorilla Glue Hairspray Woman Is Losing Her Hair

28:02.619

The Big Business Of Selling Dirt To Idiots

31:51.577

McDonald’s Employee Received Beef In Her Buns

37:08.446

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

39:07.952

 

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On Today’s Show:

Introduction

0:00.000

1000 Pound Sister Update

1:48.307

Tapping A Cows Stomach To Let Out The Farts

12:12.835

Let’s Switch Up The Racism! Black People Hate Whites

16:13.237

A Surstromming Puke A Thon

22:09.941

Become A True And Honorable Freak Today

25:48.738

Human Skin Leather – Another PETA Stunt

27:10.301

Banning Greeting Cards With Monkeys Depicted

29:53.910

Don’t Load Ammunition Into The Toaster Oven

32:25.169

Botched Laser Treatment Leaves Woman Disfigured

34:36.469

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

37:49.777

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