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A Pastor Gives A Serious Talk; Laughter Ensues

Meade Is Back And He’s Fighting Demonic Forces

Racist Lady At The Pharmacy

Cancel Culture Cancels Two

Loving Boyfriend Shoots Girlfriend In Head

Trans Woman Received A Dickpic, Sent A Dickpic

Raja Sings The Hits!

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

The Pedohunters Nab An Anime Dork

Gabrielle Chana Got Hit With Yeast Warfare

Some Hardcore Cum Remixes | LISTEN!

Old People Receiving A Truckload Of Ecstasy

Attacked By A Tomahawk

Homeless Make Up Sex In Your Front Yard

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Collecting Straws / Straw Reviews

Surprise Anal Is Never Welcome

Be A Stud Like This Lion/Dragon Hybrid Manimal

Cock Rot

Crushing A Camel’s Balls To Save Your Life

Smell The Stink Of Nazi Panties

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Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15 years of the podcast. I originally read these stories to you during a segment called Sextastic Tuesday, which aired just about every week (on Tuesday’s, naturally) and creeped out a generation of freaks. Every weekend this summer we will relive some of these abominations.

This week: Some of the nastiest erotica I’ve ever read was from the personal blog of someone known as Blow Fly Girl. She revealed her bizarre fetish for maggots and garbage on her Blogger journal. Through the years, she’s updated the reader with a few new stories, and every time, DV is there to cover it. Today, the complete Blowfly Girl trilogy of stories.

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Hastily AI’ed Transcription Of Today’s Show:

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The Master of Mashups: DJ Cummerbund! Listen!

Our Discord Poop League Has A Champion

Lvl80CatLady Wants To Auction Off A Pussy Mold

Richard Simmons Came Out Of The Closet In 1987

Having Sex With a Wet Floor Cone

Convincing Boys That Girls Eat Their Used Tampons

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

I Finally Road Raged Out On An Old Woman

Soverign Citizen Tackles Local Bureaucracy

Male Sub Slave Slut  And His Nasty Feet Admirers

School Shooting Couture

Farting In Your Doctors Face

AI Image Analyzer Thinks I’m A Skinhead

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Cock Gagging ASMR

83 Year Old Woman Bangs a 19 Year Old

Drinking Booze And Freaking Out On The Public Bus

Gofundme For A Dumbass Electrocuting Himself

Rat Shit For Lunch

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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15 years of the podcast. I originally read these stories to you during a segment called Sextastic Tuesday, which aired just about every week (on Tuesday’s, naturally) and creeped out a generation of freaks. Every weekend this summer we will relive some of these abominations.

This week: Shortly after Bruce Jenner went through the transition to become Caitlyn Jenner, I wondered how long it would take for Caitlyn fan-fiction to be written. It took about a week. Today, I feature the first piece of Caitlyn Jenner erotic fanfic ever. After that, I’ve got a second short story to share. It’s a bit more abstract, involving disembodied anuses, friction-based sex fires, and sperm firehoses. Enjoy!

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Hastily AI’ed Transcription Of Today’s Show:

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

A Drunken Soundcloud Rapper Slurs His Way Through An Interview

Is Downs Syndromecore A New Genre of Music?

The Joy of Watching Others Getting Towed | WATCH

Instagramming Bestiality Personal Ads

Legislatively Tackling Airplane Farts

Clowning Around During Your Firing

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It’s a Best-Of Show! I’ll be back tomorrow to make up for the lack of distortion today.

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